Sport ascot weather. http://t.co/rWeCjWp0TN 18:42:29, 2014-06-23 @ccbayer A bigger short schlong? in reply to ccbayer 20:56:27, 2014-06-23 @ccbayer @katzsarah I kept reading that as "boss's wife's boobs" and couldn't figure out why people were so concerned for their boss in reply to ccbayer 21:02:01, 2014-06-23 @ccbayer @katzsarah maybe people are just concerned about girth. "I'm […]

Quality of work was low today, but at least there wasn't very much of it. 21:02:29, 2014-06-18 RT @datageneral: Next week's Ink Well xword will be the last. I wrote an essay in thanks and farewell in Washington City Paper @wcp http://… 21:08:37, 2014-06-18 Took four years, but finally eavesdropping on a conversation about economic […]

RT @brettmorr: Urgent: Brett, defined. http://t.co/FnypRIemWC 11:09:49, 2014-06-10 Houston Penetrable, Museum of Fine Arts, Houston. #sotosummer http://t.co/IvtdvnUFwZ 12:33:37, 2014-06-10 Family portrait. #sotosummer http://t.co/wzwCx6tnZh 12:36:15, 2014-06-10

@ccbayer i'm waiting for tween's taste to catch up with mine, silently streaming the catalog on spotify with multiple browsers meanwhile in reply to ccbayer 09:38:08, 2014-06-04 They call it a MilkQuake, but I know it's just another layover. http://t.co/RTcNcS7oHR 10:25:23, 2014-06-06 RT @stereogum: Purple by Stone Temple Pilots (@STPBand) turns 20 http://t.co/PmKtgY39Ar 10:36:13, 2014-06-06 […]

New neighbor moved in. http://t.co/4UAD4Gh3dt 19:06:35, 2014-05-26 @Daresie long way. Nothing but fancy boiled bread now. in reply to Daresie 08:07:13, 2014-05-27 new on brettroyal:: Eleven Tennis Balls That Make Me Sad: http://t.co/iaeRFix0lD 12:36:03, 2014-05-27 RT @JoseCanseco: I am available to replace Jay Carney @barackobama #yeswecanseco 13:48:04, 2014-05-30 @brettmorr what's that a picture of? in […]