Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-05-13
May 13th, 2012- Listening to a record I bought seven years ago for the first time. Kubiq- Kuboniqs. Decent music/terrible artwork. http://t.co/OoUCp9wS #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-05-06
May 6th, 2012- Study time. http://t.co/EgSCxsSZ #
- @ccbayer ergonomically designed gatorade experience. #
- Slang report: The Washington Monument is now the Washmo. #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-04-29
April 29th, 2012- @bananakoeck can you identify single men as easily as single women? #
- @warrensmithd your twitter/flickr/fb/g+ links aren't all working on your site, jsyk. flickr goes to g+, and nothing works on references pg. #
- Yankee, Go Home by Richard Thompson, from #SoundHound with LiveLyrics™ http://t.co/aIRy2q61 #
- What's a generic term for Tupperware? #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-04-22
April 22nd, 2012- @zopey666 sitting in bed, drinking bloody marys, watching Thursdays tv shows? #
- @ccbayer you mean those mexican sandwiches with the pancakes instead of bread? yeah those are good. #
- @emptitious everyone knows coconuts are strictly bike riding food. #
- My highlighter is running out of highlights. >8-( #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-04-15
April 15th, 2012- Yellow Ostrich? Like Big Bird? http://t.co/u9bnJhpN #
- Jane was only 18 when she had Judy, #jetsonsfacts #
- Judy took an Esperanto class. #jetsonsfacts #
- Cosmo Spacely and my dad have the same favorite dessert. #pineappleupsidedowncake #jetsonsfacts @dadfacts #
- Just used an ATM whose withdrawal amount options were $1, $3, $7, $21, $71, $1 11. Asked for $21, it gave me a ten, a five, and six ones. #
- Local homeless dude who always asks me for money finally remembered he asks me for money every day, apologized, asked me for money. #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-04-08
April 8th, 2012- I'm so angry I forgot to do an April Fool's joke! #
- @drtyhousewife the impossible skateboard tricktionary?!?!?! That looks amazing. #
- For the second time in two months, I got in trouble for not taking out the trash. Obviously, this is my parents' fault. #
- What's weirder that OT syntax? OT semantics. #
- What I really want is computer solitaire that will let me cheat. #
- @emptitious me too! #
- Best songs (vaguely) about trains: Train in Vain, Downtown Train, Fear of Trains, Into You Like a Train. Any others? #
- Omg, I forgot my camera at home! I hope someone else takes pictures of this wedding! #
- @sgavette It appears to not just be about any train, but the *last* train. "Last" like the one right after the penultimate. #
- I love when people write "Viola" when they mean "Voilà". #
- What did the magician say when he pulled the stringed instrument out of his hat? #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-04-01
April 1st, 2012- @FellowProject you guys are my first friend to get @StealthMountain-ed. I'm so proud of you! #
- @ccbayer get it?!?! #
- @sanjimaitra what's the best y in sf? #
- "Darkness eats the sun." Best solar eclipse metaphor encountered in a linguistics paper. #
- @sanjimaitra i just remember you saying it was really fancy… and one of my friends' SF Y is lame, so i was gonna tell him. #
- @sanjimaitra in retrospect, perhaps a DM was more appropriate, though i bet we dont have mutual followers so.. yeah. #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-03-25
March 25th, 2012- "No language marks past tense by having the speaker eat a banana after uttering the verb." Insightful! #
- Peak cherry blossom. http://t.co/v7h0Qpy9 #
- @ccbayer did you put turtle in the box?? you know to like, protect your stuff? #
- I just tried to highlight something on my phone. With my highlighter. Time for a study break! #
- @ccbayer That's what you get for wearing heels while packing. Wear flats next time. #
- "Anchorless": the best Weakerthans song, or the worst Propagandhi song? #
- @ccbayer break your vegedge? #norules #justright #norulesjustright #
- Steve Holt! (The comments are the best!) http://t.co/rzSv8kBJ #
- @ccbayer do they sell "near-tequila" in UT? #
- @ccbayer it's only 20 proof, but it still tastes like… gross. #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-03-18
March 18th, 2012- @ccbayer @nathanarlynn we're all allowed to use the word brolort one time in our lives. now we've all done it- may we never hear it again. #
- @Rite Aid – Two Princes by @spindoctorsband, from #SoundHound with LiveLyrics™ http://t.co/LCwkTlhg #
- Obits. http://t.co/LK4AV4w7 #
- Things in my fridge: #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-03-11
March 11th, 2012- I have Chicagone. #
- The next pizza's gonna be shaped like the Upper Peninsula. http://t.co/2Z3AVFVn #