Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-22

January 22nd, 2012

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-15

January 15th, 2012
  • You have to assume that every truffle you eat was once in a dog's mouth. watching #60minutes #
  • @emptitious you prefer roethlisberger? #
  • @emptitious I'm in Texas. #
  • @emptitious Tulsa on Tuesday, then Wimberley, Texas since Wednesday, now back in Houston, and DC tomorrow! S'mores were in Wimberley. #
  • @katzsarah those mashed potatoes look delicious! #
  • @katzsarah they look way better than my mashed potatoes! http://t.co/lLUyfune #
  • Last night in Houston. Gotta Getta Drink. http://t.co/ZbkQV2JZ #
  • @brettroyal My father is having a two way conversation with this stuffed animal. http://t.co/JhThAu9L #
  • @schoen_david get with the tweeting, dude! #
  • Organizing my phone home screen icons by color continues to have been an awesome idea. #
  • Anyone know where I can purchase seersucker overalls? #
  • Excuse me, I should have specified "adult-sized." Baby seersucker overalls are everywhere. #
  • Guess who just learned how to create animated gifs! Also, guess what social network doesn't support animated gifs! #
  • new on http://t.co/WwrGTHX2::: I bet nobody ever thought to make an animated gif of a fire! http://t.co/4SA1C5cR #
  • @ccbayer two jars it is! #
  • If you had parsnips for dinner, then so did I. #
  • @schoen_david so http://www.davidschoen.com isn't you? All this time I thought it was… #
  • @nathanrabin That that meaningless milestone will be crossed by him has been helped by me. #aggressivelypassive #
  • I'd never wear this, but I could be friends with someone who did. http://t.co/x1KbAcxc #
  • @ccbayer a little too clever for my tastes, thanks. Maybe if the strawberry and vanilla were switched. #
  • I keep a screwdriver under my pillow in case a burglar breaks in while I'm sleeping and they need me to fix something. #
  • Cutting-edge linguistic research suggests the plural of "ottoman" is not "ottomen." #
  • @brettmorr dude welcome to the totally sweet party

    totally

    sweet

    party. #

  • I keep a datebook under my pillow in case someone breaks into my house while I'm sleeping and wants to know my friends birthdays. #
  • If you mix club soda and salt with your wine *before* you spill it, you don't have to worry about stains! #
  • Huey Lewis doing the anthem in SF! The game is already won. #
  • @bananakoeck well? Get with it! #

Stupid Videos Take Forever to Load

January 10th, 2012

You guys know me better than to think I wouldn’t call a video on my blog stupid if it weren’t in fact a stupid video. Right? Right. Nonetheless, the fourth and fifth ones are my favorites.



“I didn’t realize the camera was in video mode, Volume 1.”


“I didn’t realize the camera was in video mode, Volume 2.”


“Actually, I don’t mind so much that it was in video mode this time.”

“Whatchu doin?” Featuring TKSSmith

“I didn’t realize the camera was in video mode, Volume 3.”

“Stoplights”- a short, poignant narrative about transience and loneliness.

Photos- Winter Break 2011-12

January 10th, 2012

How’s that for a catchy title?  I spent the last month travelling: DC to Boston to Houston to Chicago to Wimberley to Houston to DC.  Here are a select selection of selected situations.

Best Records in 2011

January 10th, 2012

I loaned Yellow Ostrich's The Mistress to my buddy. It's tied for #2.

H. Canoli! I didn’t really think so, but 2011 was a pretty awesome year for music. Anyhow. Obviously the best record was Too Funky… by Jumpsuit, because duh! After seemingly a Brazilian years of recording and mixing and mastering and being in Estonia and having an unreliable postal service, I finally got a copy. And it’s great.

Tied for #2 is Yellow Ostrich The Mistress and Dead Rider The Raw Dents, both of which were thanks to Curator of the Year, Grant Sutton. I think he had something to do with that first record as well.

Tied for #4 are Neon Indian Era Extrana, St. Vincent Strange Mercy, and Girls F, S, HG. I don’t feel like adding a tilde right now.

Tied for #7: Hooraymond True Loves, Decemberists The King Is Dead, The Pains of Being Pure At Heart Belong, and TVoTR Nine Types of Light. The rest aren’t really ranked, but CANT, Bill Callahan, Stephen Malkmus/Jicks, Bridge & Tunnel, REM, Iron & Wine, and The War on Drugs all put out great records this year, too.

Old records that stubbornly held on to their time on the turntable include The Books last record, Sufjan Steven’s Age of Adz, all the guided By Voices records I finally bought this year, The Misfits, Twin Shadow, and Head of Skulls. I finally got to see Head of Skulls this year, and I figure their You Became Your Mind will continue to stay in the auxiliary “in the hole” stack of records. I finally bought the self-titled Wilco record, so maybe I’ll get around to buying their new one sometime this year. Looking forward to listening to the Boys Next Door record my buddy gave to me, and finding time to listen to Sun City Girls’ Dante’s Disneyland Inferno in it’s entirely ten or twelve more times.

I bet nobody ever thought to make an animated gif of a fire!

January 10th, 2012

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-08

January 8th, 2012
  • Watching TV solely for the commercials. So we can bet on them. #
  • 31.7 mpg, 61 mph, 309.6 miles, Chicago to St. Louis. Not impressed, hopefullyh we'll do better on the way to Tulsa. #
  • New shades, finally! Thanks, Love's. http://t.co/D3kZLMgj #
  • 32.8 mpg, 388.7 miles, 62 mph. St. Louis to Tulsa. But I got pulled over for not using a turn signal in the toll plaza. #
  • I just unlocked the "Pizzaiolo" badge on @foursquare! Pies all around! http://t.co/PEi4m7hN #
  • Tulsa has a skyline, too. http://t.co/rA6Ro5UB #
  • Early to bed, early to rise. (@ America's Best Value Inn) http://t.co/j5o4ySIV #
  • Tulsa to Henryetta. 34.7 mpg, 48.9 miles, 52 mph. The freeway had stoplights. #
  • I'm at The Salt Lick (18300 Farm to Market Rd 1826, Driftwood) http://t.co/hU5VPKgy #
  • Best part of the morning so far: when the kids discovered there was an echo in the living room. #
  • Momma bought a kaleidoscope. Oh man, I have no idea how to spell that word. http://t.co/e1DLrzJn #
  • Making smores with the kids. Can't eat them, bujt I can still be the fire tech. http://t.co/UeE6nKHs #
  • http://t.co/VD5xROhn #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-01

January 1st, 2012

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-12-25

December 25th, 2011
  • I'm in Memphis and I can't find a milkshake. #hungry #angry #layover #
  • Houston skyline. Yup, that's the Houston skyline. Or part of it. Some buildings, anyhow. http://t.co/BqmqMEQJ #
  • My parents have the most well-stocked bar in Texas. http://t.co/ffHlp0vt #
  • "I choose to be pessismurfstic. We're all gonna die." Smurfing the Smurfs smurfie and smurfinging a very smurf Smurftini with smurf. #
  • @ccbayer NOT EVEN *BZ?!?!?!?!?! #
  • Did you guys know that Miracle on 34th St is just a long, boring Macy's ad? #
  • Also, a long, boring testament to the incompetence of the post office. #
  • Fires going in the fireplace, on the tv, on the laptop, and on the ipad. Its beginning to feel a lot like Christmas. http://t.co/bxBBnW22 #
  • Donnie and Marie have been married since they were 14 and 16! Crazy. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-12-18

December 18th, 2011