Ugh. Pitchfork used "vinyl" as a count noun. #hipster #linguist #petpeeve #hipsterlinguistpetpeeve # Average sneezes/day in US males has been increasing steadily over the past thirty years. # @kellyoxford politely ask him to shave his mustache? #

Is there a Mendoza line for running backs' YPC? # Sea otter, via @tks_smith http://t.co/jJNepOws # These refs are amazing. # The great thing about getting into a bike wreck today? I get to buy new stuff! http://t.co/YIEVmVvX # Little girl at the coffee shop, on seeing me reading/highlighting an article: "he coloring mama, he […]

The Simpsons have been on tv longer than the Redskins quarterback has been alive. # THEY'RE PLAYING BUSH AT THE SUPERDOME!!!! WISH I WERE THERE!!!!! # Totally going to UO this weekend. http://t.co/JsSqxARI # "Informer" from Snow's classic album "Twelve Inches of Snow" just came on. Its gonna be a good day. # There's no […]

@brettmorr I hope one of them is a shot glass to put the other one into!!! # @thetwinshadow h. canoli that looks badass. texas is cool. # @Zambri Your website says you're playing Red Palace this weekend in DC. Everyone else says you're playing DC9. What's up? # Anyone know where I can get some […]

What's Marie Shrader's favorite STP album? Shockingly, it's Tiny Music. #stp #breakingbad # Also, Wikipedia is still awesome. http://t.co/gC4jR0pe # Souvenirs. http://t.co/nLuPYbCl # check me out- putting a picture of a cat on the internet. http://t.co/dx4Yss4I # Pivo the Cat http://t.co/hF7u2lQE # I've taken probably 50 pictures today of the cat I'm cat-sitting and struggled […]