@mellidori a knuckleballer is born every time a minor leaguer realizes it's his only shot at the majors. but also http://t.co/mu9VnWUh # @mellidori "Almost as rare as a Cy Young Award for a knuckleballer, which has never happened." http://t.co/PVJcwTm9 # @mellidori I'm supposed to be grading papers, so super enthusiastic about googling stuff. Anything else? […]

So far today I've burned my coffee and received a Canadian penny in my change. Good start. # @fmanjoo Nice touch! http://t.co/YYCzFBv4 # @sanjimaitra real and spectacular. # @ccbayer i think it's privately held. # @ccbayer wait, did you mean like, buy a bunch of goya vegetable stock? do they make that? # @ccbayer okay […]