- Making pancakes today. Not just talking about it, either! #
- Three grocery stores later, I still need maple syrup and a measuring cup. Oh well, we're just gonna have to make estimacakes. #
- @ccbayer oops. in reply to ccbayer #
- I swam fifty laps today, and not even in the kiddie pool! Beers: earned. #
- Has anyone still not bought @thetwinshadow record? What are you waiting for? #
- DCbecue! http://tweetphoto.com/42247384 #
- Both my colleges have had lame dog breeds for mascots. What school is the Fightin' Golden Retrievers? #
- Instructions for becoming a performance artist: Step 1- Take your clothes off. Congratulations, you are now a performance artist. #
- (There's a guy on my bus reading a book on performance art. The cover features a naked man.) #