- names not job, @ccbayer. in reply to ccbayer #
- I just became the mayor of Sinton House on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/9Vt3NE #
- I feel like I told a bad joke. #therearealotofcricketsinwestportandmywindowisopen #
- @ccbayer's new kitchen is almost done. http://twitgoo.com/1in6m1 #
- @katzsarah I think that's the plan. Am I gonna teach Penny how to hang shelves as well? in reply to katzsarah #
- This had better be the last time I go to IKEA for awhile. Last call for orders! #
- Nice coozie action, @ccbayer! http://twitgoo.com/1j17bc #
- Unless you're in the NBA, don't wear gym shorts to work. #twoway #
- Who wanna take me to Midway????? #
- @katzsarah boo! in reply to katzsarah #
- I wish you could use twitter as a command line for facebook. #
- My neighbors are having a yard sale to celebrate my leaving. I guess. #
- Leaving the city in style. http://tweetphoto.com/40254968 #
- On a scale of one to awesome, using conditioner as styling stuff rates a pretty cool. #
- Like ten minutes away from not being in Chicago. Weird. #
- Nothing better than pointless tweetbots. RT @MDWTweets RT @brettroyal: Like ten minutes away from not being in Chicago. Weird. #
- I'm at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport (ATL) ? (6000 N Terminal Pkwy, Atlanta) w/ 81 others. http://4sq.com/2lnQUl #
- In atlanta, sleeves are totally optional! #
- Guess what, everybody! I'm still in fucki*g atlanta! Not stoked! #
- …still… #inevershouldhavemoved #
- @UhOh_Explosion it's one things when your fans get it wrong, but you guys should know better! in reply to UhOh_Explosion #
- If you just started following me in the last couple hours, you've got the wrong guy! You're looking for @royalbrett. #
- In DC, Converse magically turn into Cole Haan. http://tweetphoto.com/40363553 #
- There's fifty people in line waiting for cabs. There are no cabs. #
- @UhOh_Explosion its cool, i Just didn't want your fans to think one of you was a nerdy grad student in reply to UhOh_Explosion #
- Home. Exhausted. Washingtonian? I think I prefer Districtist. #
- Hanging paintings today, then I'm all done moving in! http://tweetphoto.com/40488924 #
- Gimme my god, my guns, my money. You can keep the change. http://tweetphoto.com/40499949 #
- @ccbayer that dudes got like a phd in the ymca hours. At least he's taken enough course work… in reply to ccbayer #
- @ccbayer like monster trux! in reply to ccbayer #
- @Adponce fight the power! in reply to Adponce #
- I miss the whistler already. #
- @Adponce so much for fighting the power. Oh well, you can't beat the power. The power of party, that is. in reply to Adponce #
- Found a bar with skatepr0n. My chicago friends would be stoked. #