- similarities bt. logans square and circle: logan hardware, red volvos, statues, awesomnity. #
- ditch digger! ditch digger! dig me a ditch! #
- grant finally wins me over. 6 months of nothing but rocket from the crypt & co. finally pays off. dd, dd, d m a d. #
- uh-oh, it's time for breakfast! http://bit.ly/dcE5yl #
- my Advanced Resolution Expert customer support guy at #dell was awesome. waiting a month+ for a laptop was not. #somnathrules #dellsucks #
- "With immense pleasure and most profound sense of Joy, I am writing this email to inform you order for the computer has shipped out…" #
- Music: A.V. Undercover: The Smiths http://bit.ly/cn9KOP #
- G-G the book http://bit.ly/asOcJy #
- omg my laptop is in skokie! probably at the mall or the driving range, cause what else is there? (actually, it's probably in a fedex truck.) #
- @ccbayer buying spray paint, probably. in reply to ccbayer #
- Music: Newswire: R.I.P. reggae and dancehall pioneer Sugar Minott http://bit.ly/chHKaR #
- @ccbayer is that a human homeboy, or like, a beaver or weird bird homeboy? in reply to ccbayer #
- according to our calculations, you could fit about a hundred million mosquitos in my apartment. #
- @sanjimaitra are you watching ammuuurricas got talent????? See that dbag w/ the black flag tattoo?? So angry! in reply to sanjimaitra #
- @Adponce you're totally missing an awesome episode of americas got talent!….. in reply to Adponce #
- who wants to go to ikea and suit shopping?!?! party time!!! suburbs!!! olive garden!!! #
- Apparently #dell is staffed entirely by very nice but totally incompetent people. #
- Last night I dreamt that somebody shoved me. #thesmiths #fighting #boredwhilewaitingfortechsupport #
- A little early, but thanks! RT @dearmason @BrettRoyal HAPPY BIRTHDAY<3 Have a good one 😀 #
- Oh wait, @dearmason was wishing @royalbrett a good one. Darnit. #
- #dell has two strikes in less than 24 hours. one more and i'm sending this laptop back to the dugout. and by dugout, I probably mean china. #
- D.C. Named Most Veg-Friendly City http://bit.ly/c3sbDc #
- Buying clothes is hard, if not impossible. Is it cool to wear a t-shirt to a wedding? #
- Definitely way better at buying records than I am at buying suits. #
- Best place to keep a bottle opener? The fridge. #
- @bluthquotes Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! in reply to bluthquotes #
- @Slate honda prius? http://slate.me/95QsuS in reply to Slate #
- Suit Shopping Part Two: Revenge of the Indecision Monster. #
- Monster vanquised; suit owned, though Attack of the Son of the Indecision Monster: Picking Out a Shirt and Tie is already in pre-production. #
- Oh man, I painted the heck out of my roof today! Way to go, dude! #
- Football and beer are awesome. #
- @katzsarah @Adponce you guys wanna go to ikea tomorrow? Or anyone else? #
- …knows how to paaarty. http://twitgoo.com/1908k9 #
- Tastes like Jolly Ranchers, Red Bull, Regret. http://twitgoo.com/190b53 #
- @Adponce @katzsarah Sunday? #
- @katzsarah @adponce Sunday? in reply to katzsarah #
- I just ousted @greenmind0428 as the mayor of El Charro on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/5hFxma #
- @katzsarah dammit. i hate driving out to wisconsin by myself. in reply to katzsarah #
- Big Movie in Little Backyard! http://twitgoo.com/195gl4. (Actually the yard is pretty big, but we're watching a movie with Kurt Russell…) #
- Sweet L'il Grumpy http://twitgoo.com/195ke8 #