- Watching Shaq shoot free throws is like watching a pitcher at bat. #
- Raymond Carver, though… I'd watch that guy shoot free throws. #
- @Adponce flowers are always the best. in reply to Adponce #
- Shaq is the coolest. #
- The definitive version of Robin Hood starred an animated fox. Why bother another remake? #
- No more Game Day. Two bucks for anyone who brings me a refill. Go Cavs. #
- @emptitious you get married?!?!?!? in reply to emptitious #
- The L&O lady is married to a Ghostbuster! #
- when i got to the post office it was empty and when i left there was a huge line! perfect timing, dude!!! #
- Logan Square will soon be a giant restaurant, and that is awesome. http://bit.ly/bVXpt9 #
- Secret Ingredient. http://twitgoo.com/vdu3b #
- Lost or basketball? Time to flip a coin… #
- Decided on Lost. So far, seems to be a good decision. #
- Uh oh… someone at an entire box of cookies… #
- @Boppy57 its olive oil. But its still cool! in reply to Boppy57 #
- "In any case,once introduced into the language,onomatopoeic words are subjected to the same phonetic and morphological evolution as others." #
- @tks_smith are you wondering whether I am going to tweet every mildly interesting sentence I read over the next two years? Because yes. in reply to tks_smith #
- @tks_smith also, you need a pic. in reply to tks_smith #
- @tks_smith– "Languages are mechanisms which go on functioning, in spite of the damage caused to them." #
- how much do starbuck's frappuccinos usually cost? is it worth walking down the street to get one 50% off? are they good? #
- @ccbayer okay good point! I'm heading to *bz! in reply to ccbayer #
- The Old Style Marathon? I would run the hell out of that. http://bit.ly/cSuUz7 #
- Best two dollars I've spent all day! http://twitgoo.com/vg9iv #
- Dear guy picking up a twelve pack of Game Day: i hope you are @ccbayer #
- Who wants dinner? http://twitgoo.com/vgfhs #
- Situations prevail. #
- @tks_smith omg it doesn't have to be a picture of you. in reply to tks_smith #
- I turned into a martian! #
- Whoa oh oh! #
- @ccbayer jinx! in reply to ccbayer #
- Times I never hardly sleep at night #
- my alt text says "get that mouse off of my face." #
- I been a coughin' so long you could bury a dead body in me. #
- TV: Newswire: Law & Order canceled? http://bit.ly/9Mnfq4 #
- I'm in Joliet!!! #
- @emptitious go to queens! in reply to emptitious #
- @emptitious or staten island? Idk, idk nyc very well. in reply to emptitious #
- I bought a domestic abuser and it's cool. http://twitgoo.com/vxuuu #
- @emptitious smith street is the best! in reply to emptitious #
- Blank Frank has a memory that's as cold as an iceberg. #
- @emptitious um… smith street is my new nickname…? in reply to emptitious #