- Happy Easter. Who wants a hard-boiled egg? #
- You know that I work hard. You know that I play hard. #
- I’ve got a crush on a hummingbird from a Samsung commercial. #
- I forgot, was 1.6 million dollars relevent last season for some reason? #
- Anyone wanna buy a fucking house? #
- Ed Helms looks John Flandburg, no? #
- Local news headlines: all things I read about on blogs before I went to work this morning. First newspapers, then local tv? One can onl … #
- @tamaletracker just ate some chhese tamales at clipper. Radical! #
- Oh bed time… Viking… Tamales… #
- @ccbayer we totally do need to create the douchetracker twitter page. Get on it! #