- Sport ascot weather. http://t.co/rWeCjWp0TN 18:42:29, 2014-06-23
- @ccbayer A bigger short schlong? in reply to ccbayer 20:56:27, 2014-06-23
- @ccbayer @katzsarah I kept reading that as "boss's wife's boobs" and couldn't figure out why people were so concerned for their boss in reply to ccbayer 21:02:01, 2014-06-23
- @ccbayer @katzsarah maybe people are just concerned about girth. "I'm really happy about the length, FGM, but could you thicken it up?" in reply to ccbayer 21:05:05, 2014-06-23
- The most famous Georgetown Linguistics alumnus was at the gym today and I didn't talk to him. #bummer 16:14:41, 2014-06-24
- @sociolinguista Hint: He has second most blocked shots in the history of the NBA. in reply to sociolinguista 16:27:09, 2014-06-24
- @sociolinguista you might get to meet someone famous! in reply to sociolinguista 13:02:26, 2014-06-27
- Pretty/ugly http://t.co/Baqz5E2CBB 15:26:07, 2014-06-27
- Phil Collins collects Alamo memorabilia! 11:48:56, 2014-06-29
- Summer http://t.co/IrPnuvsvGq 14:30:10, 2014-06-29
- @Daresie it's funny at two am also jsyk in reply to Daresie 23:59:41, 2014-06-29