I mean beer… No, I mean diamonds… I mean, this is boring. McCain is old and experienced, Obama is new and… Idk, something?
Russia sucks, America rules!
Also, beer makes debates rad and McCain is still old and in a 20th century mindset… Or whatever.

McCain brought up Reagan.
Steve is holding commie v capitalist unicorns. Rad.
I am not impressed with McCain. Just talking points and tangents…

Obama was against the war, no kidding?
Obama was wrong about the surge? Yes, that’s right. Sweet, I can agree with McCain.
Obama brings up the legislative rockstar that is Joe Biden, and point out that the troops, the leadership did a good job fixing a prior f+ckup. Sweet. Calls out McCain for blowing Iraq. Keeps talking about the futute, McCain talks about how Obama don’t know sh+t. He loves troops, etc.
Also pictured, two politics fans.

…I could watch this neutral, instead of rooting for Obama.
I think McCain has had a handful of JonStewartAsBush laughs that are unbecoming, and keeps talking about his age. I think Obama is doing well, but like I said.
He just alluded to NASA, sweet JFK thing, I think. He sounds like he’s thinking about the futurean seems nice.
McCain… Cut spendingana hgovernment is too big, Obama is liberal. Specifics? Ethanol no, he thinks he can’t win Iowa, now he’s knocking the Defense budget. Experience.
If I post more than once in 15 minutes, they come out in the wrong order. Oh well.
Jim Lehrer is funny, calls them out on being wimpy…

“We came to Washington to change things, and Washington changed us.”
Shut up. Want to cut spending? Don’t go to war in Iraq.

Obama says regulation isn’t always bad. He also makes a point ofr how he warned we were f+cked. McCain agrees, but he talks about Eisenhower, cause he’s old and knew Ike. Both dudes emphasize what they’ve done. My question: what are you going to do, jackies? McCain will hold people accountable, Obama says okay but why didn’t you say that before this week?

Winner: “On the Bus” by the Replacements.
Runner up: “Waiting for the Bus” by the Violent Femmes
Honorable Mentions: There’s a Decemberists song that mentions a bus that’s pretty good, and a Marcy Playground song that’s not… I guess that’s not all that honorable. “No Sleep ‘Til Brooklyn” is good, and I think at least bus-related.