Eggplant Meatball sandwich. (With a ton of cheese!!!)
- @tamaletracker Clipper #
- Blame it all on my roots- I showed up in boots and ruined your black-tie affair… #
- @katzsarah are you kidding me? Do you know where I'm from? Have you seen my belt buckles? Have you seen my coozie collection? #
- Pro-Wrestling is not fun to watch. #
- Feet off the table! #
- I'm going to watch tv all day and tweet about commercials. I don't like Jim Carrey and will not see his new movie. #
- Alas, no commentable commercials this time around, though the new HP printer looks… Um… Excessive? #
- TBS has commercials about how it has fewer commercials. #
- Let's go, bare-airs! #
- I don't like commercials that feature people made out of chocolate. #
- I think I could never live in a city that didn't have an MLB team. #
- MONTAGE! #
- Overboard is a seriously creepy movie. #
- Coming to America is cool. #
- Monday's just around the corner! I'm stoked! #
- @ccbayer at least he didn't fax them! #
- "I transcended the natural world, and it was Robert Downey, Jr. melting in a pool of acid."- Putrid #
- I just spent like, three days trying to write two emails. And now they are sent. Hooray! #
- @britelines OMG I was watching it on BET also. BET has weird commercials. #
- Malorturday Eve. #
- @ccbayer it's got "turd" right there in the name. This is gonna be awesome! #
- Six! #
- Malorturday is not disappointing. #
- Donzo. #
- @tamaletracker Clipper #
- Blame it all on my roots- I showed up in boots and ruined your black-tie affair… #
- @katzsarah are you kidding me? Do you know where I'm from? Have you seen my belt buckles? Have you seen my coozie collection? #
- Pro-Wrestling is not fun to watch. #
- Feet off the table! #
- I'm going to watch tv all day and tweet about commercials. I don't like Jim Carrey and will not see his new movie. #
- Alas, no commentable commercials this time around, though the new HP printer looks… Um… Excessive? #
- TBS has commercials about how it has fewer commercials. #
- Let's go, bare-airs! #
- I don't like commercials that feature people made out of chocolate. #
- I think I could never live in a city that didn't have an MLB team. #
- MONTAGE! #
- Overboard is a seriously creepy movie. #
- Coming to America is cool. #
- Monday's just around the corner! I'm stoked! #
- @ccbayer at least he didn't fax them! #
- "I transcended the natural world, and it was Robert Downey, Jr. melting in a pool of acid."- Putrid #
- I just spent like, three days trying to write two emails. And now they are sent. Hooray! #
- @britelines OMG I was watching it on BET also. BET has weird commercials. #
- Malorturday Eve. #
- @ccbayer it's got "turd" right there in the name. This is gonna be awesome! #
- Six! #
- Malorturday is not disappointing. #
- Donzo. #
- @tamaletracker Clipper #
- Blame it all on my roots- I showed up in boots and ruined your black-tie affair… #
- @katzsarah are you kidding me? Do you know where I'm from? Have you seen my belt buckles? Have you seen my coozie collection? #
- Pro-Wrestling is not fun to watch. #
- Feet off the table! #
- I'm going to watch tv all day and tweet about commercials. I don't like Jim Carrey and will not see his new movie. #
- Alas, no commentable commercials this time around, though the new HP printer looks… Um… Excessive? #
- TBS has commercials about how it has fewer commercials. #
- Let's go, bare-airs! #
- I don't like commercials that feature people made out of chocolate. #
- I think I could never live in a city that didn't have an MLB team. #
- MONTAGE! #
- Overboard is a seriously creepy movie. #
- Coming to America is cool. #
- Monday's just around the corner! I'm stoked! #
- @ccbayer at least he didn't fax them! #
- "I transcended the natural world, and it was Robert Downey, Jr. melting in a pool of acid."- Putrid #
- I just spent like, three days trying to write two emails. And now they are sent. Hooray! #
- @britelines OMG I was watching it on BET also. BET has weird commercials. #
- Malorturday Eve. #
- @ccbayer it's got "turd" right there in the name. This is gonna be awesome! #
- Six! #
- Malorturday is not disappointing. #
- Donzo. #
- Staten Island used to have a pro football team. Way to go, Staten Island!!! #
- Why does Fox have a robot playing guitar as a part of their football coverage? #
- What's worse than figure skating? Figure skating while dressed like a cat. Wtf is on nbc right now? #
- ICP @ the Congress! Tonight! #
- Woop? Walking by the Congress didn't disappoint. #
- This couple at this restaurant are having an awesome passive-aggressive fight over the overuse of ATMs. It's pretty cool. #
- @ccbayer is it too late? #
- @ccbayer borrow my mustard costume! Turn it inside out! Get stoked! #
- Did someone just say abso-fucking-lutely in a Windows 7 commercial? I'm upgrading! #
- Staten Island used to have a pro football team. Way to go, Staten Island!!! #
- Why does Fox have a robot playing guitar as a part of their football coverage? #
- What's worse than figure skating? Figure skating while dressed like a cat. Wtf is on nbc right now? #
- ICP @ the Congress! Tonight! #
- Woop? Walking by the Congress didn't disappoint. #
- This couple at this restaurant are having an awesome passive-aggressive fight over the overuse of ATMs. It's pretty cool. #
- @ccbayer is it too late? #
- @ccbayer borrow my mustard costume! Turn it inside out! Get stoked! #
- Did someone just say abso-fucking-lutely in a Windows 7 commercial? I'm upgrading! #
- Staten Island used to have a pro football team. Way to go, Staten Island!!! #
- Why does Fox have a robot playing guitar as a part of their football coverage? #
- What's worse than figure skating? Figure skating while dressed like a cat. Wtf is on nbc right now? #
- ICP @ the Congress! Tonight! #
- Woop? Walking by the Congress didn't disappoint. #
- This couple at this restaurant are having an awesome passive-aggressive fight over the overuse of ATMs. It's pretty cool. #
- @ccbayer is it too late? #
- @ccbayer borrow my mustard costume! Turn it inside out! Get stoked! #
- Did someone just say abso-fucking-lutely in a Windows 7 commercial? I'm upgrading! #
