- Looks like Sasha could be leaving today. We'll see! #
- Sasha's got a new home! I'm dog free again… đ / đ #
- the probowl is on espn. its like they're going out of their way to make it as irrelevant as possible. #
- @adponce you see that OG commercial I was talking about?!? #
- @ccbayer I hope so! @adponce, you remember what it was for? Pancettis? Alfredo poppers? Marinara skins? I don't remember… in reply to ccbayer #
- Good thing I keep 3D glasses laying around my apartment! Also good: having the TV muted and Sweet Cobra playing. #
- I'm about to start writing my first wordpress plug-in. Twenty bucks says I never finish it. #
- I just realized how bright it is outside still! Summertime is right around the corner! #
- @ccbayer crap! And now I'm on the train without any coffee! in reply to ccbayer #
- @ccbayer laundry party! I'm so low on laundry I ain't even got a headband to wear tomorrow! in reply to ccbayer #
- "On the side of every box of aluminum foil there is a perforated section. Push this in and your roll will never fall out."http://is.gd/7yxBj #
- @katzsarah it's tonight?!?! i totally thought it was tomorrow. you just saved my life!!! in reply to katzsarah #
- @katzsarah not even kind of being sarcastic! i was actually going to leave my house tonight. that would have been a huge mistake! in reply to katzsarah #
- i wish i'd done this earlier: http://is.gd/7AbkG. my lost party is just a can of soup and some Old Style. #
- Let's Go, 'Lexi! Let's Go, Terriers! #
- @erikrahman you know how much snow is on the ground in houston right now? None! in reply to erikrahman #
- When am I supposed to put my 3D glasses on? Just to be safe, I'll wear them the whole time. #
- 7-11 isn't selling beer! They lost their liquor license or something. How'm I s'posed to watch tv like this? What the heck?!? #
- @ccbayer I know! Maybe it was just temporary, I don't know, but I do know I only have half a beer and 90 minutes of Lost left! in reply to ccbayer #
- Is the Juliet actress in another show now? Does that mean she had to die? Does 7-11 sell beer? #
- 3% lead for Alexi so far… Let's go Terriers! #
- "For Peete's Sake!"- Catching up on HIMYM… #
- @katzsarah nice! Everyone loves having they're spelling corrected! in reply to katzsarah #
- been to menard's three times in the last week, aka way too much. that place is weird. #
- three hours til arluck time. #
- @ccbayer must be why they got rejected!!! in reply to ccbayer #
- ARLUCK TIME. #
- Lady Gaga @ El Charro w/ Grumpy and Putrid (Bad Romance, fwiw…) #
- @katzsarah I think if you walk around one of those carbon monoxide things it'll make a sound if you're sick. in reply to katzsarah #
- @ccbayer in reply to ccbayer #
- Um… new twitter app. This might take awhile to get used to… #
- @ccbayer yeah, I'm all droided out. I can't wait til I get all frustrated with it and throw it across the room. Y'know… droid rage. in reply to ccbayer #
- i wanna go out to dinner tonight. #
- Kid Sister. New ringtone. Now if I ever got actual phone calls… #
- @britelines dude eating out is the best! Tempeh reuben, here I come! in reply to britelines #
- I just unlocked the "Newbie" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/9qekY2 #
- Super Bowl party tomorrow! Multiple televisions! Old Style! Several tortilla chips! Everyone 6'6" and shorter is welcome! #
- @britelines binnys.com! in reply to britelines #
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- Happy Sunday, friends. Also, ÂżestĂĄs listo para fĂștbol americano? Porque yo estoy goshdarn listo. #
- This is. You can spit on the mat and call the cat a bastard. #
- @ccbayer Ar esate pasiruoses tam tikra futbolas? in reply to ccbayer #
- @ccbayer nice dude, that came out as a bunch of squares on my phone! Its like the language that shapes use. in reply to ccbayer #
- @ccbayer it looks cool on the 'puter. i guess my phone ain't support thai. french toast! in reply to ccbayer #
- what's for breakfast everybody?? hard boiled eggs, battered and fried, covered with maple syrup and butter. #
- Sack! #
- @katzsarah no, but I did have french toast with croissants, so its like the next best thing. in reply to katzsarah #
- @tks_smith excellent point. The railroads can stay. in reply to tks_smith #
- Their previous center was pretty big and tall, but the Rockets decided they wanted Olajuwon. #
- Who dat say who dat? … I say who dat, reluctantly. Go Saints win. #
- Oh man, I just laughed at King of Queens. I think I'm getting sick. #
- Operation Twin Peaks: Complete. #
- @tamaletracker please block! in reply to tamaletracker #
- The hdmi cable for my dvd playa was gonna cost more than the playa itself, ergo I'm not gonna buy either. #
- Stop @Twedeal in reply to Twedeal #
- @ccbayer darn it, too late! I went to target and used a gift card. Also, yes it is cute, but mostly it is awesome. in reply to ccbayer #
- Uh oh, there's a cat stuck in a tree! #
- @brettroyal what's up dude? #
- Sharpie Cakes for dessert. #
- The Cicero Express has been four minutes away for ten minutes! It's cold outside! #
- Its 66 in Houston. Stoked. #
- My dad pretends to be a US Senator to get special treatment and it works. #
- Gobama! #
- Obama and Biden have sweet opposite ties. #
- They should all have to wear blue and red jackets so we can tell who's who. http://myloc.me/3guFc #
- "Barack Obama said America, momma!"- HCS #
- Metonymy is cool. #
- @britelines you gonna share?!? in reply to britelines #
- This reminds me- I'm gonna three year spending freeze on everything except records, beer, and food… #
- @tks_smith I'll pay for shoes with.. um.. Lower taxes! in reply to tks_smith #
- Places in Houston with good food: Zöe's, Brasil, Taco Bell. Hopefully there are more…. We'll see. #
- Are there any non-English speaking countries that are full of really fat people? #
- not workin from somebody else's home today… #
- Leaving 46 degree weather to go home to 15 degree weather. Can't wait!!! #
- @katzsarah well, with windchill, its like 44 here, so it's still…um… yeah. Awesome. Good thing I didn't bring a jacket. #
- @ccbayer save one for me! in reply to ccbayer #
- I've got the worst dvd collection! #
- @tks_smith but then what do you call a person who's exiting?!? in reply to tks_smith #
- Yup. Still not asleep. Better luck tomorrow. #
- @katzsarah season premiere party? in reply to katzsarah #
- @emptitious i don't believe that for a second! in reply to emptitious #
- bananas.walnuts.pancakes. #
- Damnit! No eggs + cold outside = no pancakes. #
- @ccbayer cause pancakes are the best- especially with walnuts and bananas! And now I'm gonna be hungry forever. in reply to ccbayer #
- @ccbayer yes they are. Especially compared to not eating at all, which is the alternative. in reply to ccbayer #
- Murdered by pirates is good… #
- You seem a decent fellow; I hate to die. #
- OMG the new Olive Garden commercial is awesome!! Alfredo sauce is the best! #
- @ccbayer field trip! how 'bout the second sunday in february? in reply to ccbayer #
- Man, L&O is all about healthcare propaganda today! Sweet! #
Some people think they’re overrated. That person is wrong.
- is everyone prepared for an unknown, undetermined, or unspecified quantity of the popular american game featuring an ovoid ball? #
- @ccbayer also he smells bad. Jersey city just doesn't wash out! in reply to ccbayer #
- Aboard the Cutty Sark, en route to Twin Peaks. #
- Stop Ghostwood. Save the pine weasel. #
- I think I've spent almost an hour trying to decide what to have for dinner. And now its already time for dessert! #
- @Adponce I'll be impressed when it's 8. Get on it! in reply to Adponce #
- Oh man, I wanna do karaoke. #
- @ccbayer I need more scotch. Weird. Citywide booze drought! in reply to ccbayer #
- Now they're drinking scotch on tv, just mocking me! #
- @ccbayer I never should have given that back. I don't even have malort to keep me company! in reply to ccbayer #
- I think I have beer in @Adponce's fridge, too! (No, I don't. I just wanted to complete the trio.) in reply to Adponce #
- @ccbayer no dude, cause now they're acting all drunk. (I'm watching ugly betty, and not embarrassed to say so… Anymore.) in reply to ccbayer #
- @ccbayer I just remembered I had some jim beam. So that's cool! Just a glass left, the cognac (blech!) might be next. in reply to ccbayer #
- Percoltastic! Caffeinawesome! Thanks, @katzsarah!!! #
- @ccbayer dude cupcakes are the best when you're hungover from st paddy's day! That's what you meant, right? in reply to ccbayer #
- They're trying to trick me into caring about the winter olympics. NO THANKS. #
- Going to Skylark, because why not? #
- OMG #
- @ccbayer weakrwe treying!!! in reply to ccbayer #
- what's better than spinach and garlic? not a damn thing, that's what. #
- @ccbayer especially! i wrapped that up, stuck it in an omelet, got stoked! in reply to ccbayer #
- Guess whose records are in alphabetical order!!!! #
- What's the point in having all these train tracks if they're not gonna put any trains on them? #
- @tamaletracker at gold star #
- At gold* #
Maryland, 42nd largest state. Gortner to Crisfield. 6.5 hours.
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Colorado, 8th largest state. Powder Wash to Midway. 14 hours.
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Texas, second largest state. Texline to Palm Grove. 19 hours.
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Delaware. 49th largest state. Claymont to Fenwick Island. 2.5 hours.
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Alaska. Largest state. Prudhoe Bay to Homer. 36 hours. (And that’s a google limitation- you could drive further.)
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Rhode Island. Smallest State. Cumberland to Watch Hill. 1 hour, 12 minutes.
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- @ccbayer touchdown patriots! in reply to ccbayer #
- I love the fox football monster! #
- I want a Señor Papacabeza wearing a sombrero. #
- What a game! #
- Next weekend I'm gonna have a Michelob drinking party and everyone's invited! We can all have Michelob! Michelob! Michelob! #
- @Adponce hope you're ready for some michelob! in reply to Adponce #
- The brookfield zoo is illinois's top tourist attraction? And they have wombats. #
- chat roulette folks aren't terribly interested in chatting with my dog. they dont know what they're missing. #
- @ccbayer is it open mic night?? in reply to ccbayer #
- @ccbayer you running for mayor? in reply to ccbayer #
- @ccbayer now you're gonna have to drink a bunch of beer to cancel it out in reply to ccbayer #
- Sasha has the hiccups and is vvery confused about it. #
- Long day. Whew! But it's at least 2/3s done, so I'm getting stoked! Definitely earned my Old Styles today. #
- @ccbayer are you on a road trip or about to go grocery shopping? in reply to ccbayer #
- @ccbayer those are the only appropriate times to eat TB. in reply to ccbayer #
- i wonder why they bother translating the republican primary ballot into spanish. #
- Rock, rock, rock, rock'n'roll party down! #
- Skatepr0n. #
- That's great; my show's on at 8! #
- @ccbayer @Adponce me too! new balance is raddest! Mine are gray and red!!! in reply to ccbayer #
- @ccbayer @adponce OH MAN I FORGOT I TOTALLY HAVE SOME GRAY AND WHITE ONES TOO BUT I DON'T WEAR THEM AS MUCH ANYMORE!!! in reply to ccbayer #
- @Adponce @ccbayer like a bar? or the y? Or the um.. Other gym? Or the new balance store?!? Or the new balance outlet in MA???? in reply to Adponce #
- @britelines do you have some NBs? You could be a part of this party, too! in reply to britelines #
- Push limits with edge and attitude and show your Warrior spirit with this casual short-sleeved Fallen Tee. Itâs who you areâcommit to it. #
- http://bit.ly/53qt5L (re: last tweeeet) #
- @katzsarah i thought I was over it, but I'm back on it, thanks to @JoesNewBalance. Shop over 900 styles sitewide! in reply to katzsarah #
- Nathan's jealous of young kids that understand technology. #
- Watching Leno just for the opportunity to yell curse words at the tv. #
- Totes lolzorz @ co'b #
- Let's go, Ravens! <clap clap clap clap clap> #
- Bought some Michelob! Get ready to party, 1981 style! #