A few winters ago, my father was helping me do some work around the house, and he suggested, after slipping on what were at the time slippery, snowy stairs, that I re-paint the back stairs and put some cutting-edge anti-slip technology to good use. Years later, I did it. PRETTY COOL!!! They used to be painted this awesome (not actually awesome) teal color, so while I’ve lost the Miami party atmosphere that made my back stairs such a cool party hang out, I’ve gained… well, very little, now that I think of it. BUT I DID TAKE PICTURES.
- @ccbayer they're called furries, and you should respect their lifestyle. in reply to ccbayer #
- Holy hippies! I never shall go back to the co-op on a Sunday again. Wow. #
- RT @putridgoreart Hey you guys wanna see me pet a butterfly!!? #
- …You're gonna get live-ins… #
- I got a new nephew, and his name is Finley! Way to go, @tks_smith! #
- i liked it better when they wrote it HoTMaiL. #
- Garfield Minus Garfield. http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/ #
- Playing the long version of "Diamond Sea" at a bar again, because I am awesome… Well, I hope it's the long version, anyhow. We'll see. #
- For the record, it *was* the long version… #
- @rorylake personally thanked me for going to the show last week! that made my day! #
- Drunk guy passed out in the park, using a Binny's bag as a pillow. Way to enjoy the afternoon, dude! #
- Not clean. http://twitgoo.com/xfxjd #
- Mugshot. http://twitgoo.com/xg6bm #
- Profile. http://twitgoo.com/xg6cy #
- Holy canoli, Dragonlady has a "band" playing and its terrible!!! Where am I gonna get dinner now? #
- Celtics! #
- "Diamond Sea" on the queue. How do I rule so hard? #
- @tks_smith what's the important part? in reply to tks_smith #
- is there something i can do with ~3 years of new yorkers other than recycle them? like an origami hot air balloon? or an origami pool? #
- "What I like is music that challenges the system, music that goes against preconceived notions." What? You are drunk. Be quiet. #
- @ccbayer they're called furries, and you should respect their lifestyle. in reply to ccbayer #
- Holy hippies! I never shall go back to the co-op on a Sunday again. Wow. #
- RT @putridgoreart Hey you guys wanna see me pet a butterfly!!? #
- …You're gonna get live-ins… #
- I got a new nephew, and his name is Finley! Way to go, @tks_smith! #
- i liked it better when they wrote it HoTMaiL. #
- Garfield Minus Garfield. http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/ #
- Playing the long version of "Diamond Sea" at a bar again, because I am awesome… Well, I hope it's the long version, anyhow. We'll see. #
- For the record, it *was* the long version… #
- @rorylake personally thanked me for going to the show last week! that made my day! #
- Drunk guy passed out in the park, using a Binny's bag as a pillow. Way to enjoy the afternoon, dude! #
- Not clean. http://twitgoo.com/xfxjd #
- Mugshot. http://twitgoo.com/xg6bm #
- Profile. http://twitgoo.com/xg6cy #
- Holy canoli, Dragonlady has a "band" playing and its terrible!!! Where am I gonna get dinner now? #
- Celtics! #
- "Diamond Sea" on the queue. How do I rule so hard? #
- @tks_smith what's the important part? in reply to tks_smith #
- is there something i can do with ~3 years of new yorkers other than recycle them? like an origami hot air balloon? or an origami pool? #
- "What I like is music that challenges the system, music that goes against preconceived notions." What? You are drunk. Be quiet. #
- @ccbayer they're called furries, and you should respect their lifestyle. in reply to ccbayer #
- Holy hippies! I never shall go back to the co-op on a Sunday again. Wow. #
- RT @putridgoreart Hey you guys wanna see me pet a butterfly!!? #
- …You're gonna get live-ins… #
- I got a new nephew, and his name is Finley! Way to go, @tks_smith! #
- i liked it better when they wrote it HoTMaiL. #
- Garfield Minus Garfield. http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/ #
- Playing the long version of "Diamond Sea" at a bar again, because I am awesome… Well, I hope it's the long version, anyhow. We'll see. #
- For the record, it *was* the long version… #
- @rorylake personally thanked me for going to the show last week! that made my day! #
- Drunk guy passed out in the park, using a Binny's bag as a pillow. Way to enjoy the afternoon, dude! #
- Not clean. http://twitgoo.com/xfxjd #
- Mugshot. http://twitgoo.com/xg6bm #
- Profile. http://twitgoo.com/xg6cy #
- Holy canoli, Dragonlady has a "band" playing and its terrible!!! Where am I gonna get dinner now? #
- Celtics! #
- "Diamond Sea" on the queue. How do I rule so hard? #
- @tks_smith what's the important part? in reply to tks_smith #
- is there something i can do with ~3 years of new yorkers other than recycle them? like an origami hot air balloon? or an origami pool? #
- "What I like is music that challenges the system, music that goes against preconceived notions." What? You are drunk. Be quiet. #
- Perfect day for sitting in the yard and doing a crossword. #
- I'm so worried about being tired tomorrow that I can't fall asleep. #
- Jumpsuit in Beer Town http://bit.ly/anVzzR #
- @adponce m. jackson and a total queen. http://twitgoo.com/w5gch #
- @ccbayer slowly but surely. see that shadow? and that's a speech bubble i made, not one i stole! pretty fancy! in reply to ccbayer #
- "In the process, Daria became the greatest work of young adult fiction since the cave paintings at Lascaux." http://bit.ly/9bM7Tz #
- TV: Newswire: Gidget coming back to movies and TV http://bit.ly/bFZjgU #
- that cougar town ad nearly ruined a cool #lost scene. man. cougar town is the worst. #
- Watching basketball for two minutes; seen Pierce flop twice. Go Celtics. #
- Game 3 isn't until Saturday? Wtf, NBA? #
- Mapping the Demographics of American English with Twitter http://bit.ly/bkXy0w #
- Community is a good song with a terrible theme song. But now Surfer Blood is on in the background, so that makes up for it. #
- I need… no, I NEED dessert. Needtastically. #
- Watching a Korean movie, waiting for someone to say annyong. Also, I think this girl in the movie works at Chili's. #
- Who wants to go to Milwaukee with me tonight???!!!???!!! #
- afternoon plans: take a nap or go to the gym? #
- @ccbayer well, sorta, but i have to stay up late tonight, and i know i'm gonna get really sleepy later if i don't go back or take a nap. in reply to ccbayer #
- @ccbayer are you planning on bouncing bonkerishly? cause that may be enough… in reply to ccbayer #
- i think that the adverb form of "bonkers" is probably "bonkersly," not "bonkerishly" as i originally suggested. #
- Beer in a bar with @ccbayer. http://twitgoo.com/wnvow #
- People in Canada really *are* nicer! #
- I wish Rory Lake were on Twitter. Cooler is the best. #
- I shop at Nordstrom. I'm fancy. #
- @katzsarah is that a single serving? in reply to katzsarah #
- @emptitious you mean cheese curd? in reply to emptitious #
- Perfect day for sitting in the yard and doing a crossword. #
- I'm so worried about being tired tomorrow that I can't fall asleep. #
- Jumpsuit in Beer Town http://bit.ly/anVzzR #
- @adponce m. jackson and a total queen. http://twitgoo.com/w5gch #
- @ccbayer slowly but surely. see that shadow? and that's a speech bubble i made, not one i stole! pretty fancy! in reply to ccbayer #
- "In the process, Daria became the greatest work of young adult fiction since the cave paintings at Lascaux." http://bit.ly/9bM7Tz #
- TV: Newswire: Gidget coming back to movies and TV http://bit.ly/bFZjgU #
- that cougar town ad nearly ruined a cool #lost scene. man. cougar town is the worst. #
- Watching basketball for two minutes; seen Pierce flop twice. Go Celtics. #
- Game 3 isn't until Saturday? Wtf, NBA? #
- Mapping the Demographics of American English with Twitter http://bit.ly/bkXy0w #
- Community is a good song with a terrible theme song. But now Surfer Blood is on in the background, so that makes up for it. #
- I need… no, I NEED dessert. Needtastically. #
- Watching a Korean movie, waiting for someone to say annyong. Also, I think this girl in the movie works at Chili's. #
- Who wants to go to Milwaukee with me tonight???!!!???!!! #
- afternoon plans: take a nap or go to the gym? #
- @ccbayer well, sorta, but i have to stay up late tonight, and i know i'm gonna get really sleepy later if i don't go back or take a nap. in reply to ccbayer #
- @ccbayer are you planning on bouncing bonkerishly? cause that may be enough… in reply to ccbayer #
- i think that the adverb form of "bonkers" is probably "bonkersly," not "bonkerishly" as i originally suggested. #
- Beer in a bar with @ccbayer. http://twitgoo.com/wnvow #
- People in Canada really *are* nicer! #
- I wish Rory Lake were on Twitter. Cooler is the best. #
- I shop at Nordstrom. I'm fancy. #
- @katzsarah is that a single serving? in reply to katzsarah #
- @emptitious you mean cheese curd? in reply to emptitious #
- Perfect day for sitting in the yard and doing a crossword. #
- I'm so worried about being tired tomorrow that I can't fall asleep. #
- Jumpsuit in Beer Town http://bit.ly/anVzzR #
- @adponce m. jackson and a total queen. http://twitgoo.com/w5gch #
- @ccbayer slowly but surely. see that shadow? and that's a speech bubble i made, not one i stole! pretty fancy! in reply to ccbayer #
- "In the process, Daria became the greatest work of young adult fiction since the cave paintings at Lascaux." http://bit.ly/9bM7Tz #
- TV: Newswire: Gidget coming back to movies and TV http://bit.ly/bFZjgU #
- that cougar town ad nearly ruined a cool #lost scene. man. cougar town is the worst. #
- Watching basketball for two minutes; seen Pierce flop twice. Go Celtics. #
- Game 3 isn't until Saturday? Wtf, NBA? #
- Mapping the Demographics of American English with Twitter http://bit.ly/bkXy0w #
- Community is a good song with a terrible theme song. But now Surfer Blood is on in the background, so that makes up for it. #
- I need… no, I NEED dessert. Needtastically. #
- Watching a Korean movie, waiting for someone to say annyong. Also, I think this girl in the movie works at Chili's. #
- Who wants to go to Milwaukee with me tonight???!!!???!!! #
- afternoon plans: take a nap or go to the gym? #
- @ccbayer well, sorta, but i have to stay up late tonight, and i know i'm gonna get really sleepy later if i don't go back or take a nap. in reply to ccbayer #
- @ccbayer are you planning on bouncing bonkerishly? cause that may be enough… in reply to ccbayer #
- i think that the adverb form of "bonkers" is probably "bonkersly," not "bonkerishly" as i originally suggested. #
- Beer in a bar with @ccbayer. http://twitgoo.com/wnvow #
- People in Canada really *are* nicer! #
- I wish Rory Lake were on Twitter. Cooler is the best. #
- I shop at Nordstrom. I'm fancy. #
- @katzsarah is that a single serving? in reply to katzsarah #
- @emptitious you mean cheese curd? in reply to emptitious #
Rory. (Eddie Waters far right.)
@O’Keefe’s House of Hamburg
- Watching Shaq shoot free throws is like watching a pitcher at bat. #
- Raymond Carver, though… I'd watch that guy shoot free throws. #
- @Adponce flowers are always the best. in reply to Adponce #
- Shaq is the coolest. #
- The definitive version of Robin Hood starred an animated fox. Why bother another remake? #
- No more Game Day. Two bucks for anyone who brings me a refill. Go Cavs. #
- @emptitious you get married?!?!?!? in reply to emptitious #
- The L&O lady is married to a Ghostbuster! #
- when i got to the post office it was empty and when i left there was a huge line! perfect timing, dude!!! #
- Logan Square will soon be a giant restaurant, and that is awesome. http://bit.ly/bVXpt9 #
- Secret Ingredient. http://twitgoo.com/vdu3b #
- Lost or basketball? Time to flip a coin… #
- Decided on Lost. So far, seems to be a good decision. #
- Uh oh… someone at an entire box of cookies… #
- @Boppy57 its olive oil. But its still cool! in reply to Boppy57 #
- "In any case,once introduced into the language,onomatopoeic words are subjected to the same phonetic and morphological evolution as others." #
- @tks_smith are you wondering whether I am going to tweet every mildly interesting sentence I read over the next two years? Because yes. in reply to tks_smith #
- @tks_smith also, you need a pic. in reply to tks_smith #
- @tks_smith– "Languages are mechanisms which go on functioning, in spite of the damage caused to them." #
- how much do starbuck's frappuccinos usually cost? is it worth walking down the street to get one 50% off? are they good? #
- @ccbayer okay good point! I'm heading to *bz! in reply to ccbayer #
- The Old Style Marathon? I would run the hell out of that. http://bit.ly/cSuUz7 #
- Best two dollars I've spent all day! http://twitgoo.com/vg9iv #
- Dear guy picking up a twelve pack of Game Day: i hope you are @ccbayer #
- Who wants dinner? http://twitgoo.com/vgfhs #
- Situations prevail. #
- @tks_smith omg it doesn't have to be a picture of you. in reply to tks_smith #
- I turned into a martian! #
- Whoa oh oh! #
- @ccbayer jinx! in reply to ccbayer #
- Times I never hardly sleep at night #
- my alt text says "get that mouse off of my face." #
- I been a coughin' so long you could bury a dead body in me. #
- TV: Newswire: Law & Order canceled? http://bit.ly/9Mnfq4 #
- I'm in Joliet!!! #
- @emptitious go to queens! in reply to emptitious #
- @emptitious or staten island? Idk, idk nyc very well. in reply to emptitious #
- I bought a domestic abuser and it's cool. http://twitgoo.com/vxuuu #
- @emptitious smith street is the best! in reply to emptitious #
- Blank Frank has a memory that's as cold as an iceberg. #
- @emptitious um… smith street is my new nickname…? in reply to emptitious #