• Weddings and their after parties. #
  • Gate C-35 is my new favorite. #
  • It's more than genes, it's networks and systems http://bit.ly/atTghn #
  • Cumberland is next. #
  • This is cumberland. #
  • Why do I drink orange soda? Its not even good! http://twitgoo.com/1e75gj #
  • Don't call it that. RT @bluthquotes … what we in the soft-sciences call "Obsessive Compulsive Disorder", or the "OC Disorder". #
  • Now that they're all in the bin, I have no idea why I'd been saving them. http://twitgoo.com/1ekwh1 #
  • @ccbayer i'm pretty sure it's just gonna read the comics. (least funny recycling bin ever!) #
  • holy canoli! it's already eight o'clock! what happened? where's my dinner? #
  • One down, four to go. http://twitgoo.com/1el5yb #
  • ¿Dentro de la tortilla? ¡Imposible! #
  • Chicago pays $26-35 to bury trash in a landfill and gets $31-45 for its recyclables, yet we can't afford to expand the blue cart program? #
  • A parking spot so good, I don't want to leave it. http://twitgoo.com/1ene6a #
  • It took me two weeks to find it, but I am happy to say that I now know where the eject button is on my laptop. #
  • Music: A.V. Undercover: The Cure http://bit.ly/bSJkvm #
  • RT @ccbayer Phone timin' in the USA!!! #
  • Six months post-purchase, I'm still listening to my Lady Gaga LP non-ironically. (Though only side 1A!) #
  • Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers? http://twitgoo.com/1etifd #
  • "To the apostles God gave tongues of fire, but to their successors a fire of tongues." Old school missionaries. What a way with words. #
  • Between a rock and a hardship. #
  • "More or less, I've frittered my life away. But then, what else is there to do with a life but fritter it away?" http://is.gd/dQQ9J #
  • Foster! Like, For Real! http://bit.ly/bthTjw #
  • We need a Department of Yourbumperstickersarestupid. #
  • Route 44 (@ Sonic Drive-In) http://4sq.com/dzEOI6 #
  • Holy canoli, dudes! My moving van is packed!!!!!!! #
  • @Adponce congrats dude! Being mayor of a liquor store is rad! All I'm mayor of is a restaurant that closed. in reply to Adponce #

  • Weddings and their after parties. #
  • Gate C-35 is my new favorite. #
  • It's more than genes, it's networks and systems http://bit.ly/atTghn #
  • Cumberland is next. #
  • This is cumberland. #
  • Why do I drink orange soda? Its not even good! http://twitgoo.com/1e75gj #
  • Don't call it that. RT @bluthquotes … what we in the soft-sciences call "Obsessive Compulsive Disorder", or the "OC Disorder". #
  • Now that they're all in the bin, I have no idea why I'd been saving them. http://twitgoo.com/1ekwh1 #
  • @ccbayer i'm pretty sure it's just gonna read the comics. (least funny recycling bin ever!) #
  • holy canoli! it's already eight o'clock! what happened? where's my dinner? #
  • One down, four to go. http://twitgoo.com/1el5yb #
  • ¿Dentro de la tortilla? ¡Imposible! #
  • Chicago pays $26-35 to bury trash in a landfill and gets $31-45 for its recyclables, yet we can't afford to expand the blue cart program? #
  • A parking spot so good, I don't want to leave it. http://twitgoo.com/1ene6a #
  • It took me two weeks to find it, but I am happy to say that I now know where the eject button is on my laptop. #
  • Music: A.V. Undercover: The Cure http://bit.ly/bSJkvm #
  • RT @ccbayer Phone timin' in the USA!!! #
  • Six months post-purchase, I'm still listening to my Lady Gaga LP non-ironically. (Though only side 1A!) #
  • Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers? http://twitgoo.com/1etifd #
  • "To the apostles God gave tongues of fire, but to their successors a fire of tongues." Old school missionaries. What a way with words. #
  • Between a rock and a hardship. #
  • "More or less, I've frittered my life away. But then, what else is there to do with a life but fritter it away?" http://is.gd/dQQ9J #
  • Foster! Like, For Real! http://bit.ly/bthTjw #
  • We need a Department of Yourbumperstickersarestupid. #
  • Route 44 (@ Sonic Drive-In) http://4sq.com/dzEOI6 #
  • Holy canoli, dudes! My moving van is packed!!!!!!! #
  • @Adponce congrats dude! Being mayor of a liquor store is rad! All I'm mayor of is a restaurant that closed. in reply to Adponce #

  • Weddings and their after parties. #
  • Gate C-35 is my new favorite. #
  • It's more than genes, it's networks and systems http://bit.ly/atTghn #
  • Cumberland is next. #
  • This is cumberland. #
  • Why do I drink orange soda? Its not even good! http://twitgoo.com/1e75gj #
  • Don't call it that. RT @bluthquotes … what we in the soft-sciences call "Obsessive Compulsive Disorder", or the "OC Disorder". #
  • Now that they're all in the bin, I have no idea why I'd been saving them. http://twitgoo.com/1ekwh1 #
  • @ccbayer i'm pretty sure it's just gonna read the comics. (least funny recycling bin ever!) #
  • holy canoli! it's already eight o'clock! what happened? where's my dinner? #
  • One down, four to go. http://twitgoo.com/1el5yb #
  • ¿Dentro de la tortilla? ¡Imposible! #
  • Chicago pays $26-35 to bury trash in a landfill and gets $31-45 for its recyclables, yet we can't afford to expand the blue cart program? #
  • A parking spot so good, I don't want to leave it. http://twitgoo.com/1ene6a #
  • It took me two weeks to find it, but I am happy to say that I now know where the eject button is on my laptop. #
  • Music: A.V. Undercover: The Cure http://bit.ly/bSJkvm #
  • RT @ccbayer Phone timin' in the USA!!! #
  • Six months post-purchase, I'm still listening to my Lady Gaga LP non-ironically. (Though only side 1A!) #
  • Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers? http://twitgoo.com/1etifd #
  • "To the apostles God gave tongues of fire, but to their successors a fire of tongues." Old school missionaries. What a way with words. #
  • Between a rock and a hardship. #
  • "More or less, I've frittered my life away. But then, what else is there to do with a life but fritter it away?" http://is.gd/dQQ9J #
  • Foster! Like, For Real! http://bit.ly/bthTjw #
  • We need a Department of Yourbumperstickersarestupid. #
  • Route 44 (@ Sonic Drive-In) http://4sq.com/dzEOI6 #
  • Holy canoli, dudes! My moving van is packed!!!!!!! #
  • @Adponce congrats dude! Being mayor of a liquor store is rad! All I'm mayor of is a restaurant that closed. in reply to Adponce #

Check me out everybody: I am about to post something that’s not a list of Twitter updates nor a blurry shot of a crappy band!  I’M GONNA TALK ABOUT DOGS!!!!!

I’ve fostered  around fifteen dogs over the last few years, almost every single one of which was awesome.  Even the one that wasn’t entirely awesome was still super fun.  I have had a blast getting to be a fake home for all these dogs over the years.  Seriously.  Unfortunately, my time as a foster parent is ending, and the timing couldn’t be worse. As Good As Gold is the golden retriever rescue group that I volunteer for, and they are inundated with dogs.  There are 45 in foster care right now, plus another five waiting in area shelters for a home they can come into.  Not only that, but I soon have to give up the super amazing dog I’ve had for the last several months because I’m moving.  Totally lame.

Anyhow, the point is that fostering dogs through As Good As Gold is really fun and satisfying, especially after you’ve placed your first dog with it’s new family.  People always ask whether it’s hard for me to give up the dogs after I’ve had them for awhile, and I always say the same thing.  You do get super attached to the dogs, and it’s a little hard to give them up, but that tiny bit of sadness is completely overpowered by the sense of awesomeness you get when you introduce your sweet dog to its forever family, especially when there’re kids involved.

If you’ve ever thought about fostering, I can’t recommend it enough.  It’s really a blast, and it’s a tiny, easy way to make life better for a bunch of really sweet dogs.  If you’re at all interested in being a foster home, or specifically fostering Curtis once I can’t do it any more, please let me know.   Below is a recent e-mail from the As Good As Gold Foster Coordinators, as well as a gallery of some of the dogs I’ve had over the years.  If you don’t live in Illinois or if (somehow) you don’t like golden retrievers, I’m sure there are plenty of other rescue groups that could use the help, but I doubt there are any as great as AGaG!

It has been several years since I have had to send an email like this one.  Because we have developed an outstanding network of foster homes and adoptive home applicants, we have been moving dogs in and out of foster care expeditiously and have had adequate foster home numbers. But this summer has taken its toll on us.  We currently have over 45 dogs in foster care and no end in sight. We have had 5 urgent dogs from shelters just since Friday.  We are quickly running out of foster homes.

Ideally, we would love to hear from anyone who has had a foster home visit or adoptive home visit in the past.  We will be able to use you immediately.  If not, we can arrange a home visit quickly.

Our main objective is to get the dogs out of shelters or bad homes and into foster care as quickly as we can.  Its all about getting the dog safe.  So even if you can only help for a few weeks at a time, you will still be helping.  If we can use your home to get a dog safe and then move them into a permanent foster home, that is a big help.  And we can always use dogsitters.  Summer is upon us and that means vacations.  If we do not have dogsitters for our foster homes, we have to tie up other foster homes with dogistting.

I really do hate to play on your emotions and tug at the heartstrings.  We all do what we can based on what is going on in our lives.  I’m just asking you to take a moment to see if you might be in a place where you can help out.

Thank you for your consideration on this matter and enjoy the rest of the summer.

April Hammer
Kris Hawley
Foster Coordinators
As Good as Gold Golden Retriever Rescue


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  • I'm going to a wedding! #
  • @emptitious done! in reply to emptitious #

  • Seeing Pavement is good enough to make up for the people, the heat, and the people. That means its real good! #
  • Pissing Match: Is the World Ready for the Waterless Urinal? http://bit.ly/ahTavZ #
  • @ccbayer omg who is dragon??? in reply to ccbayer #
  • @katzsarah @ccbayer oh I remember. The guy who carried uncle jack! #
  • So apparently Kid Sister is playing second, and I only brought one xword. So.. um.. yeah. #
  • @ccbayer no no. I'm at pritzker. Just watched some congolese band. Next to macy's to get my suit, if time permits! in reply to ccbayer #
  • Kid Sis. http://twitgoo.com/19koye #
  • I just had to wander around dtown for fifteen mins looking for a place to make change, ended up w/ a mcdonalds shake! Oops. #
  • It was an Arctic Orange shake. It tastes like those oranges that grow in Greenland? (In honor of Greenland Day?) #
  • Oh man! I'm on a sharing spree! Watch out! #
  • Latino dude wearing the Confeddie battle flag on my bus. What the heck? #
  • Font Wars http://bit.ly/9MF6v2 #
  • Scientology's new enemy: Twitter http://bit.ly/9J8HPf #
  • Emergency Wonkette Endorsement: ‘Jody Hice’ For Whatever He’s Running For http://bit.ly/doW4Nz #
  • @Adponce your lemonade stand was all font and no lemons! in reply to Adponce #
  • New shades, same as the old shades. http://twitgoo.com/19pl36 #
  • @ccbayer Im going to the airportnow, though kt just told me our flight is three fucking hours late, so idfk wtf I am going to fucking do.Ha. in reply to ccbayer #
  • @sanjimaitra ha, I don't know. I didn't want the other folks on the train to notice me taking a picture of myself? in reply to sanjimaitra #
  • Why is my flight three hours late? Because of something that happened in New Jersey. Of course. New Jersey. #
  • Omg I'm totally in Houston! AND my nephew didn't cry at all during the long, bad flight! #christmasmiracle #
  • Wow. Pop's got an iPad and it's kinda cool! Um… Yeah! #
  • Kid Sister Is A Menace II Society … Erm, Not http://bit.ly/aNPr3s #
  • @jandruka whatever you are doing, it is surely awesome. Keep it up! in reply to jandruka #
  • I'm going to a wedding! #
  • @emptitious done! in reply to emptitious #

  • Seeing Pavement is good enough to make up for the people, the heat, and the people. That means its real good! #
  • Pissing Match: Is the World Ready for the Waterless Urinal? http://bit.ly/ahTavZ #
  • @ccbayer omg who is dragon??? in reply to ccbayer #
  • @katzsarah @ccbayer oh I remember. The guy who carried uncle jack! #
  • So apparently Kid Sister is playing second, and I only brought one xword. So.. um.. yeah. #
  • @ccbayer no no. I'm at pritzker. Just watched some congolese band. Next to macy's to get my suit, if time permits! in reply to ccbayer #
  • Kid Sis. http://twitgoo.com/19koye #
  • I just had to wander around dtown for fifteen mins looking for a place to make change, ended up w/ a mcdonalds shake! Oops. #
  • It was an Arctic Orange shake. It tastes like those oranges that grow in Greenland? (In honor of Greenland Day?) #
  • Oh man! I'm on a sharing spree! Watch out! #
  • Latino dude wearing the Confeddie battle flag on my bus. What the heck? #
  • Font Wars http://bit.ly/9MF6v2 #
  • Scientology's new enemy: Twitter http://bit.ly/9J8HPf #
  • Emergency Wonkette Endorsement: ‘Jody Hice’ For Whatever He’s Running For http://bit.ly/doW4Nz #
  • @Adponce your lemonade stand was all font and no lemons! in reply to Adponce #
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  • @ccbayer Im going to the airportnow, though kt just told me our flight is three fucking hours late, so idfk wtf I am going to fucking do.Ha. in reply to ccbayer #
  • @sanjimaitra ha, I don't know. I didn't want the other folks on the train to notice me taking a picture of myself? in reply to sanjimaitra #
  • Why is my flight three hours late? Because of something that happened in New Jersey. Of course. New Jersey. #
  • Omg I'm totally in Houston! AND my nephew didn't cry at all during the long, bad flight! #christmasmiracle #
  • Wow. Pop's got an iPad and it's kinda cool! Um… Yeah! #
  • Kid Sister Is A Menace II Society … Erm, Not http://bit.ly/aNPr3s #
  • @jandruka whatever you are doing, it is surely awesome. Keep it up! in reply to jandruka #
  • I'm going to a wedding! #
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