• Lean your ladder against my window, and I'll come down! #
  • @ccbayer yikes, I hope not. It was me listening to twin shadow (again) really late at night. #
  • "Too much of a special snowflake." http://bit.ly/dbop0l #
  • Tattoos are like alt-text for people. #
  • Omg dexter killed someone! #
  • What's the first thing you do? Boil the water. #
  • My goal for the night is to not spend five hours trying to fall asleep. #

  • My Vietnamese is improvingish: "Toi khong phai la nguoi viet, nhung toi hieu tieng viet mot it" might be an actual sentence. #
  • There should be an app that combines last.fm and shazam that tracks the vinyl one plays. I need to get credit for this! #
  • I just used #Shazam to discover The goldheart mountaintop queen directory by Guided By Voices. http://shz.am/t40119091 #
  • Why did it take me ten years to realize Bee Thousand was my favorite GBV record? #
  • Just in time for football season! Morrissey Reissues "Everyday Is Like Sunday" (via @pitchforkmedia) http://t.co/zaNv5v1 #
  • @tks_smith that's slightly better than being mayor of your home. in reply to tks_smith #
  • Nothing quite like making a healthy dinner and then having two grilled cheese sandwiches for dessert. #

  • My Vietnamese is improvingish: "Toi khong phai la nguoi viet, nhung toi hieu tieng viet mot it" might be an actual sentence. #
  • There should be an app that combines last.fm and shazam that tracks the vinyl one plays. I need to get credit for this! #
  • I just used #Shazam to discover The goldheart mountaintop queen directory by Guided By Voices. http://shz.am/t40119091 #
  • Why did it take me ten years to realize Bee Thousand was my favorite GBV record? #
  • Just in time for football season! Morrissey Reissues "Everyday Is Like Sunday" (via @pitchforkmedia) http://t.co/zaNv5v1 #
  • @tks_smith that's slightly better than being mayor of your home. in reply to tks_smith #
  • Nothing quite like making a healthy dinner and then having two grilled cheese sandwiches for dessert. #

  • My Vietnamese is improvingish: "Toi khong phai la nguoi viet, nhung toi hieu tieng viet mot it" might be an actual sentence. #
  • There should be an app that combines last.fm and shazam that tracks the vinyl one plays. I need to get credit for this! #
  • I just used #Shazam to discover The goldheart mountaintop queen directory by Guided By Voices. http://shz.am/t40119091 #
  • Why did it take me ten years to realize Bee Thousand was my favorite GBV record? #
  • Just in time for football season! Morrissey Reissues "Everyday Is Like Sunday" (via @pitchforkmedia) http://t.co/zaNv5v1 #
  • @tks_smith that's slightly better than being mayor of your home. in reply to tks_smith #
  • Nothing quite like making a healthy dinner and then having two grilled cheese sandwiches for dessert. #

  • Making pancakes today. Not just talking about it, either! #
  • Three grocery stores later, I still need maple syrup and a measuring cup. Oh well, we're just gonna have to make estimacakes. #
  • @ccbayer oops. in reply to ccbayer #
  • I swam fifty laps today, and not even in the kiddie pool! Beers: earned. #
  • Has anyone still not bought @thetwinshadow record? What are you waiting for? #
  • DCbecue! http://tweetphoto.com/42247384 #
  • Both my colleges have had lame dog breeds for mascots. What school is the Fightin' Golden Retrievers? #
  • Instructions for becoming a performance artist: Step 1- Take your clothes off. Congratulations, you are now a performance artist. #
  • (There's a guy on my bus reading a book on performance art. The cover features a naked man.) #

  • Making pancakes today. Not just talking about it, either! #
  • Three grocery stores later, I still need maple syrup and a measuring cup. Oh well, we're just gonna have to make estimacakes. #
  • @ccbayer oops. in reply to ccbayer #
  • I swam fifty laps today, and not even in the kiddie pool! Beers: earned. #
  • Has anyone still not bought @thetwinshadow record? What are you waiting for? #
  • DCbecue! http://tweetphoto.com/42247384 #
  • Both my colleges have had lame dog breeds for mascots. What school is the Fightin' Golden Retrievers? #
  • Instructions for becoming a performance artist: Step 1- Take your clothes off. Congratulations, you are now a performance artist. #
  • (There's a guy on my bus reading a book on performance art. The cover features a naked man.) #

  • Making pancakes today. Not just talking about it, either! #
  • Three grocery stores later, I still need maple syrup and a measuring cup. Oh well, we're just gonna have to make estimacakes. #
  • @ccbayer oops. in reply to ccbayer #
  • I swam fifty laps today, and not even in the kiddie pool! Beers: earned. #
  • Has anyone still not bought @thetwinshadow record? What are you waiting for? #
  • DCbecue! http://tweetphoto.com/42247384 #
  • Both my colleges have had lame dog breeds for mascots. What school is the Fightin' Golden Retrievers? #
  • Instructions for becoming a performance artist: Step 1- Take your clothes off. Congratulations, you are now a performance artist. #
  • (There's a guy on my bus reading a book on performance art. The cover features a naked man.) #

  • Did you know that DC has some awesome and underused public pools? I didn't, but I do now! #
  • @katzsarah good luck tomorrow! #
  • Maine Fact of the Day http://bit.ly/bKUwN5 #
  • !!!!!!!!!! (@ Target – Columbia Heights) http://4sq.com/AX3os #
  • So the new arcade fire is good. I'm listening to it. But it ain't no twin shadow. But its pretty good. http://tweetphoto.com/41004047 #
  • @ccbayer at least its not concentric circles. in reply to ccbayer #
  • @ccbayer !!!!! Next time I get a frozen pizza, I'm trying it. in reply to ccbayer #
  • Orientation is in twelve hours and I have no idea what to wear! #
  • So it turns out that yesterday wasn't Thursday, so now I've gotta return the tux before I can even wear it. #
  • @ccbayer damnit. in reply to ccbayer #
  • Sometimes status wordly copy and see… notice? #
  • Math is cool. #
  • I found the store near my house that sells Four Loco. Uh-oh! #