- The best thing about black socks is that they never get dirty. #
- Good news! I got an okay grade on the worst piece of writing ever committed to paper!.. Wait, is that actually good news? I'm not sure. #
- Good news! I got an okay grade on the worst piece of writing ever committed to paper!.. Wait, is that actually good news? I'm not sure. #
- Spent the day wearing my new underwear backwards. #whywouldtheyputthetaginthefront #
- Abner Doubleday is not the older brother of baseball. http://bit.ly/crTMYU #
- Kid Sister in a Kia commercial. Can she still be famous in a Hyundai? #
- Are the wives old or the tales? #
- You go sell these and buy yourself a nice spaceship. #
- Turns out I don't know how negation works in Japanese… #
- the cool thing about alphabetical order is that it doesn't change very often. like, i could totally use a dictionary from last year. #
- The best thing about black socks is that they never get dirty. #
- Good news! I got an okay grade on the worst piece of writing ever committed to paper!.. Wait, is that actually good news? I'm not sure. #
- Good news! I got an okay grade on the worst piece of writing ever committed to paper!.. Wait, is that actually good news? I'm not sure. #
- Spent the day wearing my new underwear backwards. #whywouldtheyputthetaginthefront #
- Abner Doubleday is not the older brother of baseball. http://bit.ly/crTMYU #
- Kid Sister in a Kia commercial. Can she still be famous in a Hyundai? #
- Are the wives old or the tales? #
- You go sell these and buy yourself a nice spaceship. #
- Turns out I don't know how negation works in Japanese… #
- the cool thing about alphabetical order is that it doesn't change very often. like, i could totally use a dictionary from last year. #
- The best thing about black socks is that they never get dirty. #
- Good news! I got an okay grade on the worst piece of writing ever committed to paper!.. Wait, is that actually good news? I'm not sure. #
- Good news! I got an okay grade on the worst piece of writing ever committed to paper!.. Wait, is that actually good news? I'm not sure. #
- Spent the day wearing my new underwear backwards. #whywouldtheyputthetaginthefront #
- Abner Doubleday is not the older brother of baseball. http://bit.ly/crTMYU #
- Kid Sister in a Kia commercial. Can she still be famous in a Hyundai? #
- Are the wives old or the tales? #
- You go sell these and buy yourself a nice spaceship. #
- Turns out I don't know how negation works in Japanese… #
- the cool thing about alphabetical order is that it doesn't change very often. like, i could totally use a dictionary from last year. #
- Just bought a bag o candy. Hoped I get t'o'ters; would hate to have to eat all this delicious candy myself. #
- I ironically didn't go to the rally yesterday. #
- @ccbayer havest thou candy to out give? in reply to ccbayer #
- I'm particularly well dressed today. #
- Thanksgiving Tip: Wash your potatoes in the dishwasher! http://bit.ly/b3OOIA #
- Just bought a bag o candy. Hoped I get t'o'ters; would hate to have to eat all this delicious candy myself. #
- I ironically didn't go to the rally yesterday. #
- @ccbayer havest thou candy to out give? in reply to ccbayer #
- I'm particularly well dressed today. #
- Thanksgiving Tip: Wash your potatoes in the dishwasher! http://bit.ly/b3OOIA #
- Just bought a bag o candy. Hoped I get t'o'ters; would hate to have to eat all this delicious candy myself. #
- I ironically didn't go to the rally yesterday. #
- @ccbayer havest thou candy to out give? in reply to ccbayer #
- I'm particularly well dressed today. #
- Thanksgiving Tip: Wash your potatoes in the dishwasher! http://bit.ly/b3OOIA #
- Just bought a bag o candy. Hoped I get t'o'ters; would hate to have to eat all this delicious candy myself. #
- I ironically didn't go to the rally yesterday. #
- @ccbayer havest thou candy to out give? in reply to ccbayer #
- I'm particularly well dressed today. #
- Thanksgiving Tip: Wash your potatoes in the dishwasher! http://bit.ly/b3OOIA #
- Just bought a bag o candy. Hoped I get t'o'ters; would hate to have to eat all this delicious candy myself. #
- I ironically didn't go to the rally yesterday. #
- @ccbayer havest thou candy to out give? in reply to ccbayer #
- I'm particularly well dressed today. #
- Thanksgiving Tip: Wash your potatoes in the dishwasher! http://bit.ly/b3OOIA #
- @nathanarlyn nice #hashtags in reply to nathanarlyn #
- Tweet this http://bit.ly/aweKi1 #
- @ccbayer was it crushed or cubed? in reply to ccbayer #
- I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax! #
- i'm gonna listen to yo la tengo today. big plans. #
- Sometimes I see someone doing something really stupid and I laugh anyways cause I can imagine doing it myself and thinking it's funny. #
- It's the golden week of pro sports! #
- You in your autumn sweater. #
- I'm particularly poorly dressed today. #
- Three different shades of purple today. #
- I'm dressing up as a good student for Halloween. Yuck. #
- @nathanarlyn nice #hashtags in reply to nathanarlyn #
- Tweet this http://bit.ly/aweKi1 #
- @ccbayer was it crushed or cubed? in reply to ccbayer #
- I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax! #
- i'm gonna listen to yo la tengo today. big plans. #
- Sometimes I see someone doing something really stupid and I laugh anyways cause I can imagine doing it myself and thinking it's funny. #
- It's the golden week of pro sports! #
- You in your autumn sweater. #
- I'm particularly poorly dressed today. #
- Three different shades of purple today. #
- I'm dressing up as a good student for Halloween. Yuck. #