• Rugrat WIN http://bit.ly/eFg7v9 #
  • The monster can hula! #
  • The Pro Bowl is like the high school state championships of professional sports. #
  • No, the Pro Bowl is the WNBA championship of the NFL. #
  • Tyranny of the Alphabet http://bit.ly/fcrG8O #
  • WHEN HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLES EXPLODE:

    So if it isn’t politics or economics, what is it that le… http://bit.ly/dJrR3d #

  • My refrigerator broke! GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL! #
  • @ccbayer or oiskama bin skankin'?… #
  • High school kids on the bus, loudly demonstrating their gaydar's ~100% false positive rate. Annoying. #
  • @ccbayer no, but nor did they snapple, mexicans, ipod touches, the guys on the football team, gtown, everyone on the bus, busses generally #
  • @ccbayer The little homophobes did offer their seats to some old ladies though… so that's something? #
  • TV: Newswire: MTV confirms the return of Beavis And Butt-Head http://bit.ly/gSBFAp #
  • "as for me, i shoveled like a fiend, made soup, did work from home, wore long underwear, and generally was awesome all day." -@ccbayer #

  • Rugrat WIN http://bit.ly/eFg7v9 #
  • The monster can hula! #
  • The Pro Bowl is like the high school state championships of professional sports. #
  • No, the Pro Bowl is the WNBA championship of the NFL. #
  • Tyranny of the Alphabet http://bit.ly/fcrG8O #
  • WHEN HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLES EXPLODE:

    So if it isn’t politics or economics, what is it that le… http://bit.ly/dJrR3d #

  • My refrigerator broke! GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL! #
  • @ccbayer or oiskama bin skankin'?… #
  • High school kids on the bus, loudly demonstrating their gaydar's ~100% false positive rate. Annoying. #
  • @ccbayer no, but nor did they snapple, mexicans, ipod touches, the guys on the football team, gtown, everyone on the bus, busses generally #
  • @ccbayer The little homophobes did offer their seats to some old ladies though… so that's something? #
  • TV: Newswire: MTV confirms the return of Beavis And Butt-Head http://bit.ly/gSBFAp #
  • "as for me, i shoveled like a fiend, made soup, did work from home, wore long underwear, and generally was awesome all day." -@ccbayer #

  • Let's go, Biden! <clap, clap, clapclapclap> Let's go, Biden! #
  • Chris Wallace just name dropped Willie Sutton! #fakerelatives #
  • @ccbayer mohawk? #
  • Americans overwhelmingly prefer white chicken meat. What happens to the dark parts? http://bit.ly/dMolxJ #
  • Here Is Your Biden Fist-Pump GIF http://bit.ly/gMHxY4 #
  • RT @fmanjoo Oh man, it's Blueskypocalypse!! out here in Northern California. I think I might have to go out and get a smoothie!! #
  • Walgreens To Sell Their Own Brand Of Beer For Under $.50/Can http://bit.ly/fKI19c #

  • Let's go, Biden! <clap, clap, clapclapclap> Let's go, Biden! #
  • Chris Wallace just name dropped Willie Sutton! #fakerelatives #
  • @ccbayer mohawk? #
  • Americans overwhelmingly prefer white chicken meat. What happens to the dark parts? http://bit.ly/dMolxJ #
  • Here Is Your Biden Fist-Pump GIF http://bit.ly/gMHxY4 #
  • RT @fmanjoo Oh man, it's Blueskypocalypse!! out here in Northern California. I think I might have to go out and get a smoothie!! #
  • Walgreens To Sell Their Own Brand Of Beer For Under $.50/Can http://bit.ly/fKI19c #

  • Let's go, Biden! <clap, clap, clapclapclap> Let's go, Biden! #
  • Chris Wallace just name dropped Willie Sutton! #fakerelatives #
  • @ccbayer mohawk? #
  • Americans overwhelmingly prefer white chicken meat. What happens to the dark parts? http://bit.ly/dMolxJ #
  • Here Is Your Biden Fist-Pump GIF http://bit.ly/gMHxY4 #
  • RT @fmanjoo Oh man, it's Blueskypocalypse!! out here in Northern California. I think I might have to go out and get a smoothie!! #
  • Walgreens To Sell Their Own Brand Of Beer For Under $.50/Can http://bit.ly/fKI19c #

  • Chicago News Report: Logan Square 7-Eleven Robbed http://bit.ly/fuABIW #
  • Thought it might be cool to make sedans that could convert to station wagons, but why would you ever take it out of wagon mode? #
  • Thanks to the Logan Square Volvo Club for the great Christmas present! http://plixi.com/p/70465583 #
  • Can you spot the second most awesome thing in this photo? (Hint: it's not the phone.) http://plixi.com/p/70476339 #
  • Let's go, Patdogglers! #
  • Southwest has sweet commercials. #
  • Guess what! I don't feel like reading! Tweetacular tweetstravaganza! #
  • Football players are a lot more impressive when you realize they don't see the bright yellow first down line. #
  • @ccbayer good eyes!!!!!!! That's at my parents house. They are cool. #
  • @ccbayer what is going on?????? #
  • Finally! #iamrootingforthepatriots #
  • @ccbayer the patriots letting their cheerleaders take the field.. what's going on with that? #
  • @ccbayer also, those are some ugly cheerleaders! #
  • Volvo's platooning SARTRE cars drive themselves, dabble in existentialism (video) http://engt.co/i6A4TS #
  • Ice stom! http://plixi.com/p/70848728 #
  • Albino Redwood – Google Search http://bit.ly/hUl4zP #
  • "This is a man who thinks the plural of goose is sheep." Sometimes Family Guy is funny. #

  • Chicago News Report: Logan Square 7-Eleven Robbed http://bit.ly/fuABIW #
  • Thought it might be cool to make sedans that could convert to station wagons, but why would you ever take it out of wagon mode? #
  • Thanks to the Logan Square Volvo Club for the great Christmas present! http://plixi.com/p/70465583 #
  • Can you spot the second most awesome thing in this photo? (Hint: it's not the phone.) http://plixi.com/p/70476339 #
  • Let's go, Patdogglers! #
  • Southwest has sweet commercials. #
  • Guess what! I don't feel like reading! Tweetacular tweetstravaganza! #
  • Football players are a lot more impressive when you realize they don't see the bright yellow first down line. #
  • @ccbayer good eyes!!!!!!! That's at my parents house. They are cool. #
  • @ccbayer what is going on?????? #
  • Finally! #iamrootingforthepatriots #
  • @ccbayer the patriots letting their cheerleaders take the field.. what's going on with that? #
  • @ccbayer also, those are some ugly cheerleaders! #
  • Volvo's platooning SARTRE cars drive themselves, dabble in existentialism (video) http://engt.co/i6A4TS #
  • Ice stom! http://plixi.com/p/70848728 #
  • Albino Redwood – Google Search http://bit.ly/hUl4zP #
  • "This is a man who thinks the plural of goose is sheep." Sometimes Family Guy is funny. #