- i feel barbecuey. #
- I've got Boston University beating Northern Colorado in the Finals, which means I also have BU beating GTown in the Elite Eight. #
- My fridge is becoming nothing more than a wedding invitation/birth announcement holder. #alsoitkeepsmybeercold #
- I just overheard a guy on his phone talking to someone named Brett, but I'm not on my phone. Weird! #
- It's back, and by "it" I mean my mustache. Watch out, ladies! #
- Today's frustration sponsored in part by Inquisitive Semantics. #
- should i live-tweet my experience with dell customer support? no, because i don't want to dirty up my feed with profanity. #
- @katzsarah okay! #
- my webcam is broken. again. the solution? uninstall and reinstall a program 5 times. #
- now they want to reinstall the OS #
- also, to fix my CD drive I should buy a new external cd drive. #
- @katzsarah yeah. or maybe i should hire my own personal tech support consultant to help me deal with the dell tech support people. #
- @katzsarah like how they have wedding planners? something like that. #
- hooray! i convinced them to send me a new cd drive. #
- Food visions! Food visions! What they wanna give me, food visions! What they wanna give me, food visions! #
- Coins Damage Fountains http://t.co/MGpZYtb #
- Clay Davis from #thewire was in Goodfellas! #
- Listening to Stone Temple Pilots at a Party Time Store. That's right- STP@PTS. #
- Even the music at Marshall's/TJMaxx is obviously the reject songs from real stores. #
- They don't allow you to have bees in here. #
- What about macaroni- let me finish- salad? #arresteddevelopment #
- Well I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't think that was a possibility.. http://t.co/Tq6x2ih #
- @tks_smith watching arrested development, duh! #
- Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot. Your wife is dead. #
- Thanks to Freud/his translator Strachey, I have to include an apostrophe every time I type "I'd" on my cell phone. THANKS A LOT. #
- Is there a city named Terms? Seems like it would be a great place to open up a rehab clinic. #
- Clay Davis from #thewire was in Goodfellas! #
- Listening to Stone Temple Pilots at a Party Time Store. That's right- STP@PTS. #
- Even the music at Marshall's/TJMaxx is obviously the reject songs from real stores. #
- They don't allow you to have bees in here. #
- What about macaroni- let me finish- salad? #arresteddevelopment #
- Well I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't think that was a possibility.. http://t.co/Tq6x2ih #
- @tks_smith watching arrested development, duh! #
- Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot. Your wife is dead. #
- Thanks to Freud/his translator Strachey, I have to include an apostrophe every time I type "I'd" on my cell phone. THANKS A LOT. #
- Is there a city named Terms? Seems like it would be a great place to open up a rehab clinic. #
- @ccbayer @nathanarlyn @JumpsuitTheBand yeah what gives? gonna play dc? #
- Drinking Malört with Chris May! #
- @ccbayer the passenger. Its the most whistler-y bar in dc. #
- I'm not interested in social media. #
- Q: Do corporations have "personal privacy"? A: No. http://bit.ly/gswIHJ #
- Omg! You'll never believe it, but someone is getting arrested in front of my house! #
- @ccbayer hd or ma? #
- @ccbayer I coulda guessed. #
- who wants to live in my building? $2k/month, 2bed/2.5bath http://homes.teamregency.com/DC7533516 #
- I don't get nascar.. still. What's up with these caution laps? When do we get a winner? #
- We gonna get a white green checker! #
- Oops, green white checker. #
- But I Thought Union-Busting Solved All Educational Problems! http://bit.ly/gQVqWA #
- Superchunk and Coliseum splitting a 7" of Misfits covers. Record Store Day. #
- Volvo’s New Diesel Hybrid Will Let You Check Car’s Charge Status Via iPhone http://bit.ly/hYjwRh #
- Making pizza leads to innuendo. #
- @thetwinshadow is still not even sorta terrible. http://t.co/AQAWu4z #
- @ccbayer hd or ma? #
- @ccbayer I coulda guessed. #
- who wants to live in my building? $2k/month, 2bed/2.5bath http://homes.teamregency.com/DC7533516 #
- I don't get nascar.. still. What's up with these caution laps? When do we get a winner? #
- We gonna get a white green checker! #
- Oops, green white checker. #
- But I Thought Union-Busting Solved All Educational Problems! http://bit.ly/gQVqWA #
- Superchunk and Coliseum splitting a 7" of Misfits covers. Record Store Day. #
- Volvo’s New Diesel Hybrid Will Let You Check Car’s Charge Status Via iPhone http://bit.ly/hYjwRh #
- Making pizza leads to innuendo. #
- @thetwinshadow is still not even sorta terrible. http://t.co/AQAWu4z #
- @ccbayer hd or ma? #
- @ccbayer I coulda guessed. #
- who wants to live in my building? $2k/month, 2bed/2.5bath http://homes.teamregency.com/DC7533516 #
- I don't get nascar.. still. What's up with these caution laps? When do we get a winner? #
- We gonna get a white green checker! #
- Oops, green white checker. #
- But I Thought Union-Busting Solved All Educational Problems! http://bit.ly/gQVqWA #
- Superchunk and Coliseum splitting a 7" of Misfits covers. Record Store Day. #
- Volvo’s New Diesel Hybrid Will Let You Check Car’s Charge Status Via iPhone http://bit.ly/hYjwRh #
- Making pizza leads to innuendo. #
- @thetwinshadow is still not even sorta terrible. http://t.co/AQAWu4z #
- Broken cd drive, broken webcam, obnoxious noises. My #dell laptop is such a piece of junk. I'd call custserv if I had four hours to spare. #
- @ccbayer rippin' cds, watchin' dvds, installing aol. You know, the usual! #
- I found my Estonian speaker! #
- @tks_smith *she* was at the estonian embassy, of all places. #
- @tks_smith about an hour ago. #
- Beck vs. Google http://bit.ly/g0y54N #
- How To Make Spaghetti WIN http://bit.ly/es0m2j #
- "I wish I was a classic car that everybody loved and wanted to wash with a sponge!" "Wish granted!" #koth #
- The 7 Greatest (Real) Bill Murray Stories Ever Told | Top 10 Lists & Much More at Ranker http://bit.ly/fUQz6Q #
- Brussels sprouts for dinner, Brussels sprouts for dessert! #
- Material Issue didn't cover the Husker Du song "Diane", and that's a shame. #
- Broken cd drive, broken webcam, obnoxious noises. My #dell laptop is such a piece of junk. I'd call custserv if I had four hours to spare. #
- @ccbayer rippin' cds, watchin' dvds, installing aol. You know, the usual! #
- I found my Estonian speaker! #
- @tks_smith *she* was at the estonian embassy, of all places. #
- @tks_smith about an hour ago. #
- Beck vs. Google http://bit.ly/g0y54N #
- How To Make Spaghetti WIN http://bit.ly/es0m2j #
- "I wish I was a classic car that everybody loved and wanted to wash with a sponge!" "Wish granted!" #koth #
- The 7 Greatest (Real) Bill Murray Stories Ever Told | Top 10 Lists & Much More at Ranker http://bit.ly/fUQz6Q #
- Brussels sprouts for dinner, Brussels sprouts for dessert! #
- Material Issue didn't cover the Husker Du song "Diane", and that's a shame. #