- Totally in class now. Cool. Distinctive features. #
- For awhile I thought you were a robot. #
- So apparently "hair mayonnaise" is a thing. Gross. #
- Hwæt about WH? http://bit.ly/fehDKx #
- So cute! http://www.cuteroulette.com/videos/view/178 #cuteroulette #
- Oh man! What a day! I feel like stompin' me some koopas…? #
- Let's go, Nats! http://t.co/GWMtZdU #
- A girl in a tiny dress and heels just used my alley for a bathroom. Friday night! #
- I've already missed the bus twice today. Not bodes well. #
- I'm gonna start saying trick-or-treat when people sneeze. #
- I just unlocked the "4sqDay 2011" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/hTw9pi #
- At the Tidal Basin. http://t.co/Sgf8QIi #
- How Scotch Nerds April Fool One Another http://bit.ly/gHIwe5 #
- The last two records I bought are being sold at Starbucks. #yupster #
- Google speech recognition software for your cellphone actually works. http://bit.ly/fnDko5 #
- Awesome. Its 10:30 and I've finished all of yesterday's work. Time to start on today's! #
- Whereby I Show Myself To Be An Idiot… http://bit.ly/gZrPa3 #
- BREAKING NEWS: Manny Ramirez retires http://bit.ly/fkdxv7 #
- Smells like fashion! #
- At the Tidal Basin. http://t.co/Sgf8QIi #
- How Scotch Nerds April Fool One Another http://bit.ly/gHIwe5 #
- The last two records I bought are being sold at Starbucks. #yupster #
- Google speech recognition software for your cellphone actually works. http://bit.ly/fnDko5 #
- Awesome. Its 10:30 and I've finished all of yesterday's work. Time to start on today's! #
- Whereby I Show Myself To Be An Idiot… http://bit.ly/gZrPa3 #
- BREAKING NEWS: Manny Ramirez retires http://bit.ly/fkdxv7 #
- Smells like fashion! #
- At the Tidal Basin. http://t.co/Sgf8QIi #
- How Scotch Nerds April Fool One Another http://bit.ly/gHIwe5 #
- The last two records I bought are being sold at Starbucks. #yupster #
- Google speech recognition software for your cellphone actually works. http://bit.ly/fnDko5 #
- Awesome. Its 10:30 and I've finished all of yesterday's work. Time to start on today's! #
- Whereby I Show Myself To Be An Idiot… http://bit.ly/gZrPa3 #
- BREAKING NEWS: Manny Ramirez retires http://bit.ly/fkdxv7 #
- Smells like fashion! #
- I just unlocked the "Fresh Brew" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/hwqLYH #
- I'm at CTA Station – Irving Park Blue Line (4131 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago) http://4sq.com/fyHXJV #
- Pop, Hazel, Jack. http://t.co/fNg7k1v #
- Milkshake! #
- Airport employees have been particularly inept today, especially, and as usual, the TSA. #
- @ccbayer save the tips for foursquare, bro. #
- i wish links inside #google #reader would open inside reader if the relevant feed existed. get on it, somebody! #
- Hey guess what, friends! Imma be in college until 2016! #
- oh man, i just thought of the best april fool's joke ever. #
- I'm at Pica Taco #2 (1406 Florida Ave NW, 14th St, Washington) http://4sq.com/gPxk01 #
- I just unlocked the "Fresh Brew" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/hwqLYH #
- I'm at CTA Station – Irving Park Blue Line (4131 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago) http://4sq.com/fyHXJV #
- Pop, Hazel, Jack. http://t.co/fNg7k1v #
- Milkshake! #
- Airport employees have been particularly inept today, especially, and as usual, the TSA. #
- @ccbayer save the tips for foursquare, bro. #
- i wish links inside #google #reader would open inside reader if the relevant feed existed. get on it, somebody! #
- Hey guess what, friends! Imma be in college until 2016! #
- oh man, i just thought of the best april fool's joke ever. #
- I'm at Pica Taco #2 (1406 Florida Ave NW, 14th St, Washington) http://4sq.com/gPxk01 #
- The Only Solution To Our Education Crisis: Fire the Children http://bit.ly/gkq6fn #
- If you love something, does that mean you hate its opposite? What's the opposite of pizza? #
- What's the chance that, rather than Verizon, Google buys Sprint? #
- Google Now Supports Cherokee Language http://bit.ly/hsHZJn #
- Jack Henry just brought me a can of Old Style. #unclehoodwin #
- Asked my dad where he got the cookie he was eating. He said "no, these are for me." #fatherhoodfail #
- Logan Square is better than Logan Circle; I wonder how awesome Logan Triangle would be… #
- The Only Solution To Our Education Crisis: Fire the Children http://bit.ly/gkq6fn #
- If you love something, does that mean you hate its opposite? What's the opposite of pizza? #
- What's the chance that, rather than Verizon, Google buys Sprint? #
- Google Now Supports Cherokee Language http://bit.ly/hsHZJn #
- Jack Henry just brought me a can of Old Style. #unclehoodwin #
- Asked my dad where he got the cookie he was eating. He said "no, these are for me." #fatherhoodfail #
- Logan Square is better than Logan Circle; I wonder how awesome Logan Triangle would be… #
- The Only Solution To Our Education Crisis: Fire the Children http://bit.ly/gkq6fn #
- If you love something, does that mean you hate its opposite? What's the opposite of pizza? #
- What's the chance that, rather than Verizon, Google buys Sprint? #
- Google Now Supports Cherokee Language http://bit.ly/hsHZJn #
- Jack Henry just brought me a can of Old Style. #unclehoodwin #
- Asked my dad where he got the cookie he was eating. He said "no, these are for me." #fatherhoodfail #
- Logan Square is better than Logan Circle; I wonder how awesome Logan Triangle would be… #
- i feel barbecuey. #
- I've got Boston University beating Northern Colorado in the Finals, which means I also have BU beating GTown in the Elite Eight. #
- My fridge is becoming nothing more than a wedding invitation/birth announcement holder. #alsoitkeepsmybeercold #
- I just overheard a guy on his phone talking to someone named Brett, but I'm not on my phone. Weird! #
- It's back, and by "it" I mean my mustache. Watch out, ladies! #
- Today's frustration sponsored in part by Inquisitive Semantics. #
- should i live-tweet my experience with dell customer support? no, because i don't want to dirty up my feed with profanity. #
- @katzsarah okay! #
- my webcam is broken. again. the solution? uninstall and reinstall a program 5 times. #
- now they want to reinstall the OS #
- also, to fix my CD drive I should buy a new external cd drive. #
- @katzsarah yeah. or maybe i should hire my own personal tech support consultant to help me deal with the dell tech support people. #
- @katzsarah like how they have wedding planners? something like that. #
- hooray! i convinced them to send me a new cd drive. #
- Food visions! Food visions! What they wanna give me, food visions! What they wanna give me, food visions! #
- Coins Damage Fountains http://t.co/MGpZYtb #