- @ccbayer @nathanarlyn oh my goodness. Looking at that gives me butterflies. Are you guys gonna do it??? #
- @ccbayer @nathanarlyn I just realized the starts aren't six-pointed. Guess the label predates the sixth point? #
- @ccbayer @nathanarlyn oh you're right. They've always beeen six-pointed stars, but there used to be fewer stars. http://t.co/3Tng3YgK #
- @nathanarlyn @ccbayer you could add a lime to it, maybe? Is there a spot for limes in the design? #
- Remember back when rappers were all concerned with not getting their pant legs caught in their bike gears? #
- @nathanarlyn we are, in theory, but i listened to the "sound samples" and it was all just random weirdness, not songs. #
- Who wants to party on friday? http://t.co/zy0nQfA0 #
- Who wants to party on Sunday? http://t.co/AYZLQxJG #
- Old man, locker room // standing on one leg, naked // clipping his toenails. #gymhaiku #
- You guys. "Since U Been Gone" is kinda totally awesome. What is my problem/what is your problem? #
- @ccbayer is that her hat in the bg? #
- @adamfuckoff "popsicle" #
- @ccbayer because she's always gonna love us. Well, she was always gonna love us, but now she's dead so its sad cause she's a liar. #
- It's sad when people die, but there's never any reason to listen to the National Anthem at a coffee shop on a Sunday morning. #
- Every time I buy staples, I buy a lifetime supply. http://t.co/Mvqprvif #
- @fmanjoo .fm- seeming like a craigslist ad is an added bonus. #
- How is it that Blue Öyster Cult isn't a ska band? #
- I now own every good BÖC record, plus five more. http://t.co/DCVknHrE #
- It turns out I prefer microwaved oatmeal to stove top oatmeal. #twobreakfasts #
- @ccbayer time is the season. #
- @nathanarlyn what the heck is this? http://t.co/med4x0za #
- @adamfuckoff "popsicle" #
- @ccbayer because she's always gonna love us. Well, she was always gonna love us, but now she's dead so its sad cause she's a liar. #
- It's sad when people die, but there's never any reason to listen to the National Anthem at a coffee shop on a Sunday morning. #
- Every time I buy staples, I buy a lifetime supply. http://t.co/Mvqprvif #
- @fmanjoo .fm- seeming like a craigslist ad is an added bonus. #
- How is it that Blue Öyster Cult isn't a ska band? #
- I now own every good BÖC record, plus five more. http://t.co/DCVknHrE #
- It turns out I prefer microwaved oatmeal to stove top oatmeal. #twobreakfasts #
- @ccbayer time is the season. #
- @nathanarlyn what the heck is this? http://t.co/med4x0za #
- @adamfuckoff "popsicle" #
- @ccbayer because she's always gonna love us. Well, she was always gonna love us, but now she's dead so its sad cause she's a liar. #
- It's sad when people die, but there's never any reason to listen to the National Anthem at a coffee shop on a Sunday morning. #
- Every time I buy staples, I buy a lifetime supply. http://t.co/Mvqprvif #
- @fmanjoo .fm- seeming like a craigslist ad is an added bonus. #
- How is it that Blue Öyster Cult isn't a ska band? #
- I now own every good BÖC record, plus five more. http://t.co/DCVknHrE #
- It turns out I prefer microwaved oatmeal to stove top oatmeal. #twobreakfasts #
- @ccbayer time is the season. #
- @nathanarlyn what the heck is this? http://t.co/med4x0za #
- "The levorafocagyre, in turn, is antichiral to the dextrasupragyre." #
- Whoa I totally want a purple phone! #
- Santorum is cleaning up the Midwest! Better than the other way around, I guess. #
- @ccbayer I'm saving my points for a free first class upgrade. #
- Washington City Paper is pretty good, but man do I miss the Reader! #
- And if there weren't monkeys, there'd be too many bananas! #
- @ccbayer tinyurl.com/k6hkV8 #
- "The levorafocagyre, in turn, is antichiral to the dextrasupragyre." #
- Whoa I totally want a purple phone! #
- Santorum is cleaning up the Midwest! Better than the other way around, I guess. #
- @ccbayer I'm saving my points for a free first class upgrade. #
- Washington City Paper is pretty good, but man do I miss the Reader! #
- And if there weren't monkeys, there'd be too many bananas! #
- @ccbayer tinyurl.com/k6hkV8 #
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- There's a dragon blocking my path. http://t.co/0obrlQT5 #
- @ccbayer turning reader back into a social network, one rss feed at a time. #
- If spinach and Brussels sprouts got into a fight, I have seriously no idea who would win. #
- @ccbayer you mean in cereal, instead of milk, right? #
- The average fantasy horse-hybrid has .5 horns and 1 wing. #
- Jack and Liz are doing a Wesley and.. um.. Wallace Shawn. Vizzini? Idk. #
- I meant Westley! #
- "It is the duty of pronouns to be not wild but tamed, that is, tied down; yet their natural tendency is toward the jungle." -Jacques Barzun #
- There's a dragon blocking my path. http://t.co/0obrlQT5 #
- @ccbayer turning reader back into a social network, one rss feed at a time. #
- If spinach and Brussels sprouts got into a fight, I have seriously no idea who would win. #
- @ccbayer you mean in cereal, instead of milk, right? #
- The average fantasy horse-hybrid has .5 horns and 1 wing. #
- Jack and Liz are doing a Wesley and.. um.. Wallace Shawn. Vizzini? Idk. #
- I meant Westley! #
- "It is the duty of pronouns to be not wild but tamed, that is, tied down; yet their natural tendency is toward the jungle." -Jacques Barzun #
- Why do football games need aerial coverage? #
- Something something sneak peak and something else, right! #
- Yes!!!! RT @StealthMountain: @brettroyal I think you mean "sneak peek" #
- I wonder if people in SF are confused having to root against the Giants. Probably not. #
- Why isn't there a Joe @Buck fathead??? #
- I just rushed off the bus to give a guy a pair of gloves he left in his seat, only to leave my hat in my hurry. #
- I like how you can hear a cool thump everytime @BarackObama puts his hands on the podium. #
- BEST JOKE EVER! #sotu #spilledmilk #
- Resting is the opposite of stirring. http://t.co/PtYRwZ9G #
- Just watched the mailman not put anything in my mailbox. Let me know if you need my address. #
- “My question is, what adult wants a guinea pig? Of course they’re for the children!” http://t.co/tXDT0dKE #
- I don't mind that I didn't get today's xkcd. #
- I just got scolded by my landlord for never helping put out the trash. #
- I just hatched an awesome plan to avoid ever putting out the trash AND to be thanked for not doing it!!! #
- Watching The Princess Bride for the first time in nearly a year! What have I been doing with my life??? #
- When I was your age, television was called books! #