• "No language marks past tense by having the speaker eat a banana after uttering the verb." Insightful! #
  • Peak cherry blossom. http://t.co/v7h0Qpy9 #
  • @ccbayer did you put turtle in the box?? you know to like, protect your stuff? #
  • I just tried to highlight something on my phone. With my highlighter. Time for a study break! #
  • @ccbayer That's what you get for wearing heels while packing. Wear flats next time. #
  • "Anchorless": the best Weakerthans song, or the worst Propagandhi song? #
  • @ccbayer break your vegedge? #norules #justright #norulesjustright #
  • Steve Holt! (The comments are the best!) http://t.co/rzSv8kBJ #
  • @ccbayer do they sell "near-tequila" in UT? #
  • @ccbayer it's only 20 proof, but it still tastes like… gross. #

  • "No language marks past tense by having the speaker eat a banana after uttering the verb." Insightful! #
  • Peak cherry blossom. http://t.co/v7h0Qpy9 #
  • @ccbayer did you put turtle in the box?? you know to like, protect your stuff? #
  • I just tried to highlight something on my phone. With my highlighter. Time for a study break! #
  • @ccbayer That's what you get for wearing heels while packing. Wear flats next time. #
  • "Anchorless": the best Weakerthans song, or the worst Propagandhi song? #
  • @ccbayer break your vegedge? #norules #justright #norulesjustright #
  • Steve Holt! (The comments are the best!) http://t.co/rzSv8kBJ #
  • @ccbayer do they sell "near-tequila" in UT? #
  • @ccbayer it's only 20 proof, but it still tastes like… gross. #

  • #oscars #
  • @ccbayer #parsnipsoup #
  • RT @brettroyal I love fake retweets. #
  • I'm pretty sure @nathanarlyn got a tattoo on his nose #
  • @ccbayer man, I'm terrible at eating and like a billion other things, too. congrats on getting it down to just one thing. #
  • SPRING BREAK! #
  • No sleeves all week. Spring break. #

  • #oscars #
  • @ccbayer #parsnipsoup #
  • RT @brettroyal I love fake retweets. #
  • I'm pretty sure @nathanarlyn got a tattoo on his nose #
  • @ccbayer man, I'm terrible at eating and like a billion other things, too. congrats on getting it down to just one thing. #
  • SPRING BREAK! #
  • No sleeves all week. Spring break. #

  • @ccbayer @nathanarlyn oh my goodness. Looking at that gives me butterflies. Are you guys gonna do it??? #
  • @ccbayer @nathanarlyn I just realized the starts aren't six-pointed. Guess the label predates the sixth point? #
  • @ccbayer @nathanarlyn oh you're right. They've always beeen six-pointed stars, but there used to be fewer stars. http://t.co/3Tng3YgK #
  • @nathanarlyn @ccbayer you could add a lime to it, maybe? Is there a spot for limes in the design? #
  • Remember back when rappers were all concerned with not getting their pant legs caught in their bike gears? #
  • @nathanarlyn we are, in theory, but i listened to the "sound samples" and it was all just random weirdness, not songs. #
  • Who wants to party on friday? http://t.co/zy0nQfA0 #
  • Who wants to party on Sunday? http://t.co/AYZLQxJG #
  • Old man, locker room // standing on one leg, naked // clipping his toenails. #gymhaiku #
  • You guys. "Since U Been Gone" is kinda totally awesome. What is my problem/what is your problem? #
  • @ccbayer is that her hat in the bg? #

  • @ccbayer @nathanarlyn oh my goodness. Looking at that gives me butterflies. Are you guys gonna do it??? #
  • @ccbayer @nathanarlyn I just realized the starts aren't six-pointed. Guess the label predates the sixth point? #
  • @ccbayer @nathanarlyn oh you're right. They've always beeen six-pointed stars, but there used to be fewer stars. http://t.co/3Tng3YgK #
  • @nathanarlyn @ccbayer you could add a lime to it, maybe? Is there a spot for limes in the design? #
  • Remember back when rappers were all concerned with not getting their pant legs caught in their bike gears? #
  • @nathanarlyn we are, in theory, but i listened to the "sound samples" and it was all just random weirdness, not songs. #
  • Who wants to party on friday? http://t.co/zy0nQfA0 #
  • Who wants to party on Sunday? http://t.co/AYZLQxJG #
  • Old man, locker room // standing on one leg, naked // clipping his toenails. #gymhaiku #
  • You guys. "Since U Been Gone" is kinda totally awesome. What is my problem/what is your problem? #
  • @ccbayer is that her hat in the bg? #