- @zopey666 sitting in bed, drinking bloody marys, watching Thursdays tv shows? #
- @ccbayer you mean those mexican sandwiches with the pancakes instead of bread? yeah those are good. #
- @emptitious everyone knows coconuts are strictly bike riding food. #
- My highlighter is running out of highlights. >8-( #
- Yellow Ostrich? Like Big Bird? http://t.co/u9bnJhpN #
- Jane was only 18 when she had Judy, #jetsonsfacts #
- Judy took an Esperanto class. #jetsonsfacts #
- Cosmo Spacely and my dad have the same favorite dessert. #pineappleupsidedowncake #jetsonsfacts @dadfacts #
- Just used an ATM whose withdrawal amount options were $1, $3, $7, $21, $71, $1 11. Asked for $21, it gave me a ten, a five, and six ones. #
- Local homeless dude who always asks me for money finally remembered he asks me for money every day, apologized, asked me for money. #
- Yellow Ostrich? Like Big Bird? http://t.co/u9bnJhpN #
- Jane was only 18 when she had Judy, #jetsonsfacts #
- Judy took an Esperanto class. #jetsonsfacts #
- Cosmo Spacely and my dad have the same favorite dessert. #pineappleupsidedowncake #jetsonsfacts @dadfacts #
- Just used an ATM whose withdrawal amount options were $1, $3, $7, $21, $71, $1 11. Asked for $21, it gave me a ten, a five, and six ones. #
- Local homeless dude who always asks me for money finally remembered he asks me for money every day, apologized, asked me for money. #
- I'm so angry I forgot to do an April Fool's joke! #
- @drtyhousewife the impossible skateboard tricktionary?!?!?! That looks amazing. #
- For the second time in two months, I got in trouble for not taking out the trash. Obviously, this is my parents' fault. #
- What's weirder that OT syntax? OT semantics. #
- What I really want is computer solitaire that will let me cheat. #
- @emptitious me too! #
- Best songs (vaguely) about trains: Train in Vain, Downtown Train, Fear of Trains, Into You Like a Train. Any others? #
- Omg, I forgot my camera at home! I hope someone else takes pictures of this wedding! #
- @sgavette It appears to not just be about any train, but the *last* train. "Last" like the one right after the penultimate. #
- I love when people write "Viola" when they mean "Voilà". #
- What did the magician say when he pulled the stringed instrument out of his hat? #
- I'm so angry I forgot to do an April Fool's joke! #
- @drtyhousewife the impossible skateboard tricktionary?!?!?! That looks amazing. #
- For the second time in two months, I got in trouble for not taking out the trash. Obviously, this is my parents' fault. #
- What's weirder that OT syntax? OT semantics. #
- What I really want is computer solitaire that will let me cheat. #
- @emptitious me too! #
- Best songs (vaguely) about trains: Train in Vain, Downtown Train, Fear of Trains, Into You Like a Train. Any others? #
- Omg, I forgot my camera at home! I hope someone else takes pictures of this wedding! #
- @sgavette It appears to not just be about any train, but the *last* train. "Last" like the one right after the penultimate. #
- I love when people write "Viola" when they mean "Voilà". #
- What did the magician say when he pulled the stringed instrument out of his hat? #
- I'm so angry I forgot to do an April Fool's joke! #
- @drtyhousewife the impossible skateboard tricktionary?!?!?! That looks amazing. #
- For the second time in two months, I got in trouble for not taking out the trash. Obviously, this is my parents' fault. #
- What's weirder that OT syntax? OT semantics. #
- What I really want is computer solitaire that will let me cheat. #
- @emptitious me too! #
- Best songs (vaguely) about trains: Train in Vain, Downtown Train, Fear of Trains, Into You Like a Train. Any others? #
- Omg, I forgot my camera at home! I hope someone else takes pictures of this wedding! #
- @sgavette It appears to not just be about any train, but the *last* train. "Last" like the one right after the penultimate. #
- I love when people write "Viola" when they mean "Voilà". #
- What did the magician say when he pulled the stringed instrument out of his hat? #
- @FellowProject you guys are my first friend to get @StealthMountain-ed. I'm so proud of you! #
- @ccbayer get it?!?! #
- @sanjimaitra what's the best y in sf? #
- "Darkness eats the sun." Best solar eclipse metaphor encountered in a linguistics paper. #
- @sanjimaitra i just remember you saying it was really fancy… and one of my friends' SF Y is lame, so i was gonna tell him. #
- @sanjimaitra in retrospect, perhaps a DM was more appropriate, though i bet we dont have mutual followers so.. yeah. #
- @FellowProject you guys are my first friend to get @StealthMountain-ed. I'm so proud of you! #
- @ccbayer get it?!?! #
- @sanjimaitra what's the best y in sf? #
- "Darkness eats the sun." Best solar eclipse metaphor encountered in a linguistics paper. #
- @sanjimaitra i just remember you saying it was really fancy… and one of my friends' SF Y is lame, so i was gonna tell him. #
- @sanjimaitra in retrospect, perhaps a DM was more appropriate, though i bet we dont have mutual followers so.. yeah. #
- @FellowProject you guys are my first friend to get @StealthMountain-ed. I'm so proud of you! #
- @ccbayer get it?!?! #
- @sanjimaitra what's the best y in sf? #
- "Darkness eats the sun." Best solar eclipse metaphor encountered in a linguistics paper. #
- @sanjimaitra i just remember you saying it was really fancy… and one of my friends' SF Y is lame, so i was gonna tell him. #
- @sanjimaitra in retrospect, perhaps a DM was more appropriate, though i bet we dont have mutual followers so.. yeah. #
- "No language marks past tense by having the speaker eat a banana after uttering the verb." Insightful! #
- Peak cherry blossom. http://t.co/v7h0Qpy9 #
- @ccbayer did you put turtle in the box?? you know to like, protect your stuff? #
- I just tried to highlight something on my phone. With my highlighter. Time for a study break! #
- @ccbayer That's what you get for wearing heels while packing. Wear flats next time. #
- "Anchorless": the best Weakerthans song, or the worst Propagandhi song? #
- @ccbayer break your vegedge? #norules #justright #norulesjustright #
- Steve Holt! (The comments are the best!) http://t.co/rzSv8kBJ #
- @ccbayer do they sell "near-tequila" in UT? #
- @ccbayer it's only 20 proof, but it still tastes like… gross. #