SO!  I’ve got some pretty big news that I’ve been keeping under wraps for awhile recently, but I’m ready to tell the world about it.  As you may or may not know, I’ve been a a pretty big part of the Delmarva Trash Bags & Dirt scene since I moved here.  It’s pretty much my main extra-curricular activity outside of linguistics and fishtankscaping.  Anyhow, the big news is that I was chosen to be on the cover of the Summer/Fall issue of Trash Bags & Dirt Magazine.  The photo shoot was this afternoon, and the photographer let me have some of the unedited photos that we didn’t think were good enough to make the cover.  So, here they are.  Once the magazine hits newsstands, I’ll be sure to let everyone know.

 

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Despite thinking what I’m about to do is a go0fy waste of time and almost* entirely useless, I am, indeed, about to do it.

Here are three wordclouds from my term papers for the three classes I took this semester, along with their working titles.  (The titles they ended up with were less interesting/less accurate, fwiw.)  Nothing about the three of these is really astonishing, though I wish there were more synonyms for ‘derivational morphology’ because it’s quite a mouthful and really hard to avoid in a paper about, you know, derivational morphology.  That the word ‘though’ appears so much in that paper is mostly a tribute to my bad writing, but some of that size in the cloud might be the result of the conflicting conclusions I was trying to come to.

Sociophonetics:  'In Which I Write About Watching The  Daily Show a Lot.'

Sociophonetics: ‘In Which I Write About Watching The Daily Show a Lot.’

 

Morphology.  'A Half-Baked Analysis of Suffixes in Some L2 English Corpus'

Morphology. ‘A Half-Baked Analysis of Suffixes in Some L2 English Corpus’

 

Formal Approaches to Language Acquisition: 'A Surprisingly Rigorous Analysis of a Whole Lot of Estonian L1 Data That Might Actually Be Worth Reading'

Formal Approaches to Language Acquisition: ‘A Surprisingly Rigorous Analysis of a Whole Lot of Estonian L1 Data That Might Actually Be Worth Reading’

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Yesterday I asked:

The responses I got were split 50-50, if you ignore the handful of people that have bizarre pronunciations that don’t fall nicely into either category. Since I had a pretty small number of people responding, most of whom were linguists and thus, you know, kinda weird, I figured I’d look a little wider. Checking Forvo.com, I found, again, an even split. Still, asking linguists and whatever folks actually choose to submit their pronunciations to an awesome website is still pretty weird.

SO I checked for occurrences in natural speech, looking at all the corpora here. Unfortunately ‘exit’ isn’t super common, so I was only able to find a handful of tokens. Anyhow, I continued to find a 50-50 split, more or less. Maybe younger sounding people are a bit more likely to be voiceless? I checked the speech synthezisers at dictionary.com and m-w.com. Both of them list both voiced and voiceless variants, but only the former actually synthesized both types. PRETTY COOL.

Anyhow, at this point I’ve spent about two hours JUST TODAY, not to mention nearly 15 minutes last night worrying about this, and it’s summer time, so, you know, come on. So, in summary, here are a bunch of people saying the word ‘exit.’


all exits.mp3
all exits.wav

IDFK what half of these are for

The copper industry says wifi causes cancer.



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Inspired by Nathan Tolzmann.

Due to the overwhelming popularity of the Insides of Shoes series, I present the Undersides of Various Things in My Apartment:

As promised:

Continuing my posts about parties, here’s 10 songs about television that I’ve been listening to. Over and over and over.

Black Flag: TV Party

Violent Femmes: I Hate the TV

Dead Kennedys: MTV Get Off the Air

Eddie Current Suppression Ring: Colour Television

The Fall-Outs: Sleep (starting @ 3:00)

The Party Downers: Television (wrong song, cool video.)

The Minutemen: There Ain’t Shit on TV Tonight

Blink-182: TV

Headlights: TV

The Misfits: TV Casualty (starts at 2min)