"No language marks past tense by having the speaker eat a banana after uttering the verb." Insightful! # Peak cherry blossom. http://t.co/v7h0Qpy9 # @ccbayer did you put turtle in the box?? you know to like, protect your stuff? # I just tried to highlight something on my phone. With my highlighter. Time for a study […]

"No language marks past tense by having the speaker eat a banana after uttering the verb." Insightful! # Peak cherry blossom. http://t.co/v7h0Qpy9 # @ccbayer did you put turtle in the box?? you know to like, protect your stuff? # I just tried to highlight something on my phone. With my highlighter. Time for a study […]

"No language marks past tense by having the speaker eat a banana after uttering the verb." Insightful! # Peak cherry blossom. http://t.co/v7h0Qpy9 # @ccbayer did you put turtle in the box?? you know to like, protect your stuff? # I just tried to highlight something on my phone. With my highlighter. Time for a study […]

@ccbayer @nathanarlynn we're all allowed to use the word brolort one time in our lives. now we've all done it- may we never hear it again. # @Rite Aid – Two Princes by @spindoctorsband, from #SoundHound with LiveLyrics™ http://t.co/LCwkTlhg # Obits. http://t.co/LK4AV4w7 # Things in my fridge: #

@ccbayer @nathanarlynn we're all allowed to use the word brolort one time in our lives. now we've all done it- may we never hear it again. # @Rite Aid – Two Princes by @spindoctorsband, from #SoundHound with LiveLyrics™ http://t.co/LCwkTlhg # Obits. http://t.co/LK4AV4w7 # Things in my fridge: #

I have Chicagone. # The next pizza's gonna be shaped like the Upper Peninsula. http://t.co/2Z3AVFVn #

I have Chicagone. # The next pizza's gonna be shaped like the Upper Peninsula. http://t.co/2Z3AVFVn #

#oscars # @ccbayer #parsnipsoup # RT @brettroyal I love fake retweets. # I'm pretty sure @nathanarlyn got a tattoo on his nose # @ccbayer man, I'm terrible at eating and like a billion other things, too. congrats on getting it down to just one thing. # SPRING BREAK! # No sleeves all week. Spring break. […]

#oscars # @ccbayer #parsnipsoup # RT @brettroyal I love fake retweets. # I'm pretty sure @nathanarlyn got a tattoo on his nose # @ccbayer man, I'm terrible at eating and like a billion other things, too. congrats on getting it down to just one thing. # SPRING BREAK! # No sleeves all week. Spring break. […]

@ccbayer @nathanarlyn oh my goodness. Looking at that gives me butterflies. Are you guys gonna do it??? # @ccbayer @nathanarlyn I just realized the starts aren't six-pointed. Guess the label predates the sixth point? # @ccbayer @nathanarlyn oh you're right. They've always beeen six-pointed stars, but there used to be fewer stars. http://t.co/3Tng3YgK # @nathanarlyn […]