@zopey666 sitting in bed, drinking bloody marys, watching Thursdays tv shows? # @ccbayer you mean those mexican sandwiches with the pancakes instead of bread? yeah those are good. # @emptitious everyone knows coconuts are strictly bike riding food. # My highlighter is running out of highlights. >8-( #

@zopey666 sitting in bed, drinking bloody marys, watching Thursdays tv shows? # @ccbayer you mean those mexican sandwiches with the pancakes instead of bread? yeah those are good. # @emptitious everyone knows coconuts are strictly bike riding food. # My highlighter is running out of highlights. >8-( #

Yellow Ostrich? Like Big Bird? http://t.co/u9bnJhpN # Jane was only 18 when she had Judy, #jetsonsfacts # Judy took an Esperanto class. #jetsonsfacts # Cosmo Spacely and my dad have the same favorite dessert. #pineappleupsidedowncake #jetsonsfacts @dadfacts # Just used an ATM whose withdrawal amount options were $1, $3, $7, $21, $71, $1 11. Asked […]

Yellow Ostrich? Like Big Bird? http://t.co/u9bnJhpN # Jane was only 18 when she had Judy, #jetsonsfacts # Judy took an Esperanto class. #jetsonsfacts # Cosmo Spacely and my dad have the same favorite dessert. #pineappleupsidedowncake #jetsonsfacts @dadfacts # Just used an ATM whose withdrawal amount options were $1, $3, $7, $21, $71, $1 11. Asked […]

I'm so angry I forgot to do an April Fool's joke! # @drtyhousewife the impossible skateboard tricktionary?!?!?! That looks amazing. # For the second time in two months, I got in trouble for not taking out the trash. Obviously, this is my parents' fault. # What's weirder that OT syntax? OT semantics. # What I […]

I'm so angry I forgot to do an April Fool's joke! # @drtyhousewife the impossible skateboard tricktionary?!?!?! That looks amazing. # For the second time in two months, I got in trouble for not taking out the trash. Obviously, this is my parents' fault. # What's weirder that OT syntax? OT semantics. # What I […]

I'm so angry I forgot to do an April Fool's joke! # @drtyhousewife the impossible skateboard tricktionary?!?!?! That looks amazing. # For the second time in two months, I got in trouble for not taking out the trash. Obviously, this is my parents' fault. # What's weirder that OT syntax? OT semantics. # What I […]

@FellowProject you guys are my first friend to get @StealthMountain-ed. I'm so proud of you! # @ccbayer get it?!?! # @sanjimaitra what's the best y in sf? # "Darkness eats the sun." Best solar eclipse metaphor encountered in a linguistics paper. # @sanjimaitra i just remember you saying it was really fancy… and one of […]

@FellowProject you guys are my first friend to get @StealthMountain-ed. I'm so proud of you! # @ccbayer get it?!?! # @sanjimaitra what's the best y in sf? # "Darkness eats the sun." Best solar eclipse metaphor encountered in a linguistics paper. # @sanjimaitra i just remember you saying it was really fancy… and one of […]

@FellowProject you guys are my first friend to get @StealthMountain-ed. I'm so proud of you! # @ccbayer get it?!?! # @sanjimaitra what's the best y in sf? # "Darkness eats the sun." Best solar eclipse metaphor encountered in a linguistics paper. # @sanjimaitra i just remember you saying it was really fancy… and one of […]