RT @jonwurster: Oh, hi. There's a new Superchunk LP comin' your way! http://t.co/oTLyWUbDIv 10:47:44, 2013-05-13 new on brettroyal::: Exit, exit, exit, exit. http://t.co/NhlY93PFLY 13:20:05, 2013-05-13 Thanks to whoever suggested my upstairs neighbor try aerobics while wearing heels; she's apparently really loving it. 16:48:11, 2013-05-15 new on brettroyal:: Trash Bags & Dirt Magazine Photoshoot: http://t.co/KsDRYjNH1g 16:11:33, […]

@mellidori a knuckleballer is born every time a minor leaguer realizes it's his only shot at the majors. but also http://t.co/mu9VnWUh # @mellidori "Almost as rare as a Cy Young Award for a knuckleballer, which has never happened." http://t.co/PVJcwTm9 # @mellidori I'm supposed to be grading papers, so super enthusiastic about googling stuff. Anything else? […]

So far today I've burned my coffee and received a Canadian penny in my change. Good start. # @fmanjoo Nice touch! http://t.co/YYCzFBv4 # @sanjimaitra real and spectacular. # @ccbayer i think it's privately held. # @ccbayer wait, did you mean like, buy a bunch of goya vegetable stock? do they make that? # @ccbayer okay […]

Ugh. Pitchfork used "vinyl" as a count noun. #hipster #linguist #petpeeve #hipsterlinguistpetpeeve # Average sneezes/day in US males has been increasing steadily over the past thirty years. # @kellyoxford politely ask him to shave his mustache? #

Is there a Mendoza line for running backs' YPC? # Sea otter, via @tks_smith http://t.co/jJNepOws # These refs are amazing. # The great thing about getting into a bike wreck today? I get to buy new stuff! http://t.co/YIEVmVvX # Little girl at the coffee shop, on seeing me reading/highlighting an article: "he coloring mama, he […]

The Simpsons have been on tv longer than the Redskins quarterback has been alive. # THEY'RE PLAYING BUSH AT THE SUPERDOME!!!! WISH I WERE THERE!!!!! # Totally going to UO this weekend. http://t.co/JsSqxARI # "Informer" from Snow's classic album "Twelve Inches of Snow" just came on. Its gonna be a good day. # There's no […]

@brettmorr I hope one of them is a shot glass to put the other one into!!! # @thetwinshadow h. canoli that looks badass. texas is cool. # @Zambri Your website says you're playing Red Palace this weekend in DC. Everyone else says you're playing DC9. What's up? # Anyone know where I can get some […]

What's Marie Shrader's favorite STP album? Shockingly, it's Tiny Music. #stp #breakingbad # Also, Wikipedia is still awesome. http://t.co/gC4jR0pe # Souvenirs. http://t.co/nLuPYbCl # check me out- putting a picture of a cat on the internet. http://t.co/dx4Yss4I # Pivo the Cat http://t.co/hF7u2lQE # I've taken probably 50 pictures today of the cat I'm cat-sitting and struggled […]

@naThanarlyn @ccbayer http://t.co/1PeGgvpk # @katzsarah OMG WHERE????? # @katzsarah N/M I WAS THINKING DWAYNE WAYNE. STILL PRETTY COOL THOUGH # A HORSE! @thetwinshadow "TWIN SHADOW also has come up short despite being fancied on her latest couple of starts…" http://t.co/Va4ze6V4 # @katzsarah toteslolzorz # You guys, is there a reality show about police dogs? #

@ccbayer and fat dudes! # @katzsarah Add bitters! (Or Malort.) # Sea otters are proof of intelligent design and that God loves cuteness. # Imma start a band called "Watch For Falling" so my fans can yell "WATCH FOR FALLING ROCKS!!!!!" # @ccbayer its what reminded me. I went kayaking yesterday, saw about a million […]