@Daresie I heard it smells bad in the summer. We are missing it???? in reply to Daresie 13:47:41, 2014-07-07 new on brettroyal:: Lucca-t these photos!: http://t.co/Q18LFBPf5C 01:31:59, 2014-07-09 new on brettroyal:: Five Kinds of Vegetable Chips: http://t.co/uGRMtPhNWD 16:12:05, 2014-07-11

@sociolinguista @AvaIrani lola=us & piracy=academia. that's how i read it anyways; more of a grad school guide than a ling book. in reply to sociolinguista 12:02:56, 2014-06-30 @jennycz @sociolinguista @AvaIrani it'd be limited to abstract art books, though we'd have to agree on appropriate level of abstraction in reply to jennycz 14:29:38, 2014-06-30 I'm ???????? […]

Sport ascot weather. http://t.co/rWeCjWp0TN 18:42:29, 2014-06-23 @ccbayer A bigger short schlong? in reply to ccbayer 20:56:27, 2014-06-23 @ccbayer @katzsarah I kept reading that as "boss's wife's boobs" and couldn't figure out why people were so concerned for their boss in reply to ccbayer 21:02:01, 2014-06-23 @ccbayer @katzsarah maybe people are just concerned about girth. "I'm […]

Quality of work was low today, but at least there wasn't very much of it. 21:02:29, 2014-06-18 RT @datageneral: Next week's Ink Well xword will be the last. I wrote an essay in thanks and farewell in Washington City Paper @wcp http://… 21:08:37, 2014-06-18 Took four years, but finally eavesdropping on a conversation about economic […]

RT @brettmorr: Urgent: Brett, defined. http://t.co/FnypRIemWC 11:09:49, 2014-06-10 Houston Penetrable, Museum of Fine Arts, Houston. #sotosummer http://t.co/IvtdvnUFwZ 12:33:37, 2014-06-10 Family portrait. #sotosummer http://t.co/wzwCx6tnZh 12:36:15, 2014-06-10

@ccbayer i'm waiting for tween's taste to catch up with mine, silently streaming the catalog on spotify with multiple browsers meanwhile in reply to ccbayer 09:38:08, 2014-06-04 They call it a MilkQuake, but I know it's just another layover. http://t.co/RTcNcS7oHR 10:25:23, 2014-06-06 RT @stereogum: Purple by Stone Temple Pilots (@STPBand) turns 20 http://t.co/PmKtgY39Ar 10:36:13, 2014-06-06 […]

New neighbor moved in. http://t.co/4UAD4Gh3dt 19:06:35, 2014-05-26 @Daresie long way. Nothing but fancy boiled bread now. in reply to Daresie 08:07:13, 2014-05-27 new on brettroyal:: Eleven Tennis Balls That Make Me Sad: http://t.co/iaeRFix0lD 12:36:03, 2014-05-27 RT @JoseCanseco: I am available to replace Jay Carney @barackobama #yeswecanseco 13:48:04, 2014-05-30 @brettmorr what's that a picture of? in […]

Refusing to read my niece a Caillou book. Worst uncle or best uncle? 14:22:49, 2013-06-05 Ulysses>Caillou. http://t.co/zaw8pdhrOb 14:36:06, 2013-06-05 Goodbye / Hello! http://t.co/fcM16aC3w8 16:15:25, 2013-06-05 @sociolinguista Darby's the best at cute and modernist literature… but mostly cute. in reply to sociolinguista 20:28:07, 2013-06-05 Black Ox wins! http://t.co/h1i1LJyJGM 21:44:00, 2013-06-06

I've got the hashtag, now I just need the corresponding joke. #etymLOLogy 12:46:07, 2013-05-29 A thousand years ago, equine vocalizations ended with velar fricatives. #neigh #horstoricallinguistics 13:18:34, 2013-05-29 RT @tedleo: Considering changing the name of TL/Rx to TL;DR. 10:37:13, 2013-05-30 I've got a magic bike. http://t.co/3YlWmJ3ODh 15:59:23, 2013-05-30 RT @chadamerica: If you come to Showtime […]

Gettin' there! http://t.co/z6aoRRDfh8 16:31:01, 2013-05-20 Weary Engine Blues. Get it. http://t.co/N1iZAqmRMW http://t.co/6NsLzRjiZC 19:48:45, 2013-05-20 Feels like summer. http://t.co/MsJC7WGdm6 18:31:47, 2013-05-21 Done! (Except for the brake lever, but who needs a brake when you have a helmet?) http://t.co/4yrPrx7V8t 14:36:03, 2013-05-22 @ccbayer stay productive, prep for a guilt-free AD marathon weekend. in reply to ccbayer 14:51:29, 2013-05-22 […]