@lockerlord I'm excited. 16:27:12, 2014-09-22

We're not even in the top 25! http://t.co/qcIfCY4fbl #annexoklahoma #jkbutmaybenewmexico 08:59:19, 2014-09-15

@ccbayer so y'all gonna go get drinks or what? in reply to ccbayer 20:03:57, 2014-09-08 RT @stereogum: Q&A: @KIDSISTER on her comeback mixtape, battling depression, and her flashy "Higher" video http://t.co/7m6UVSzdfr http://t.… 14:59:02, 2014-09-11

RT @SplitSingleband: Upcoming @bobmouldmusic tour dates: Sept 5 – #philly Sept 6 – #washdc Sept 7 – #toronto #riotfest http://t.co/03DimShe… 10:16:11, 2014-09-03 Why? http://t.co/u1L56zJ4bh 15:32:10, 2014-09-03 RT @radleybalko: Here is my long report from not-Ferguson — A Region of Fiefdoms: How St. Louis County Profits from Poverty http://t.co/dH… 09:45:07, 2014-09-04 Natto>tempeh>tofu>edamame>natto. #soyadox 14:31:00, 2014-09-05 Here's […]

Don't answer the phone with a goofy voice unless you're prepared to commit to that voice for the entire conversation. #til 16:12:52, 2014-08-28

RT @hoorayforearth: SCHUBAS TONIGHT CHICAGO. mac n cheese 11:11:55, 2014-08-13 @ccbayer what kind of pants? in reply to ccbayer 08:36:40, 2014-08-15 @ccbayer like maybe he was hiding a conjoined twin? in reply to ccbayer 11:16:39, 2014-08-15 Americana Saxa! http://t.co/NQudkatijh 12:59:48, 2014-08-16

Cooking in low light in a strange kitchen –> seasoning dinner with instant coffee. 12:42:12, 2014-08-04 @Daresie I've never heard of this. .. but it's got orange in the title, so that's something. http://t.co/9F9Y07pTYq in reply to Daresie 05:51:03, 2014-08-08 @Daresie holy canoli, there are tons of books with orange in the title! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in […]

"At this point it seems appropriate to stop" (Jackendoff 2009). Best conclusion to a paper I think I've ever read. 09:01:00, 2014-07-30 new on brettroyal:: Things One Can't Accuse Debrecen Of (A Short List): http://t.co/pLRSxMdjjP 08:19:26, 2014-08-02 It's like if Cracker Barrel and CB2 were one store http://t.co/iz7KNll8Bw 13:23:53, 2014-08-03

new on brettroyal:: Lokrum: http://t.co/gAnilSPE5B 00:27:02, 2014-07-22 new on brettroyal:: When You Kotor Away…: http://t.co/7BSUi1rXSd 05:51:16, 2014-07-22 new on brettroyal:: GUEST POST!!!!! Off-Trail Brambling: http://t.co/NzndqSKaMt 14:49:22, 2014-07-22 @sociolinguista Don't forget the pre-aspiration! in reply to sociolinguista 00:12:17, 2014-07-25 new on brettroyal:: Last Day (imagine several sad face emoji): http://t.co/pqaXEoU5aP 00:32:40, 2014-07-25 RT @NEAarts: Major news: […]

new on brettroyal:: Mouse Pads at the Uffizi: http://t.co/T7MVuFiSNW 16:47:45, 2014-07-14 new on brettroyal:: The Sworn Enemy of Guilder(s); On a Boat: http://t.co/IQjUlww4KG 02:05:42, 2014-07-19 new on brettroyal:: Zadar & Plitvice & Zadar: http://t.co/fhMp6fJIqH 02:40:33, 2014-07-19 new on brettroyal:: Making like a tree and leaving; Vela Luka / Gradina Bay, Korcula: http://t.co/g67AflDVvr 03:31:21, 2014-07-19 new […]