They're playing "Even Flow" in Baltimore right now. # Now they're playing "Man in the Box." It's like it's a mid-90s alternative radio station. Go Texans! # @bananakoeck nice work! that was truly legendary! # @JumpsuitTheBand when's the record release show?!?! # SOPA Minus Garfield. http://t.co/0M869gSH # Palju # I'd rather be at the show, […]

They're playing "Even Flow" in Baltimore right now. # Now they're playing "Man in the Box." It's like it's a mid-90s alternative radio station. Go Texans! # @bananakoeck nice work! that was truly legendary! # @JumpsuitTheBand when's the record release show?!?! # SOPA Minus Garfield. http://t.co/0M869gSH # Palju # I'd rather be at the show, […]

You have to assume that every truffle you eat was once in a dog's mouth. watching #60minutes # @emptitious you prefer roethlisberger? # @emptitious I'm in Texas. # @emptitious Tulsa on Tuesday, then Wimberley, Texas since Wednesday, now back in Houston, and DC tomorrow! S'mores were in Wimberley. # @katzsarah those mashed potatoes look delicious! […]

You have to assume that every truffle you eat was once in a dog's mouth. watching #60minutes # @emptitious you prefer roethlisberger? # @emptitious I'm in Texas. # @emptitious Tulsa on Tuesday, then Wimberley, Texas since Wednesday, now back in Houston, and DC tomorrow! S'mores were in Wimberley. # @katzsarah those mashed potatoes look delicious! […]

Watching TV solely for the commercials. So we can bet on them. # 31.7 mpg, 61 mph, 309.6 miles, Chicago to St. Louis. Not impressed, hopefullyh we'll do better on the way to Tulsa. # New shades, finally! Thanks, Love's. http://t.co/D3kZLMgj # 32.8 mpg, 388.7 miles, 62 mph. St. Louis to Tulsa. But I got […]

Watching TV solely for the commercials. So we can bet on them. # 31.7 mpg, 61 mph, 309.6 miles, Chicago to St. Louis. Not impressed, hopefullyh we'll do better on the way to Tulsa. # New shades, finally! Thanks, Love's. http://t.co/D3kZLMgj # 32.8 mpg, 388.7 miles, 62 mph. St. Louis to Tulsa. But I got […]

I'm at AMF Country Lanes (13307 San Pedro, San Antonio) http://t.co/mbLCgu4Y # Bowling Alley Rock is my new favorite type of music. # Niece knows all the words to that catchy Cee-Lo song. Unfortunately (or not?), the radio version. # I'm at Buc-ee’s (10070 West IH-10, Luling) w/ 6 others http://t.co/wxQtkcHN # Doing research for […]

I'm at AMF Country Lanes (13307 San Pedro, San Antonio) http://t.co/mbLCgu4Y # Bowling Alley Rock is my new favorite type of music. # Niece knows all the words to that catchy Cee-Lo song. Unfortunately (or not?), the radio version. # I'm at Buc-ee’s (10070 West IH-10, Luling) w/ 6 others http://t.co/wxQtkcHN # Doing research for […]

I'm at AMF Country Lanes (13307 San Pedro, San Antonio) http://t.co/mbLCgu4Y # Bowling Alley Rock is my new favorite type of music. # Niece knows all the words to that catchy Cee-Lo song. Unfortunately (or not?), the radio version. # I'm at Buc-ee’s (10070 West IH-10, Luling) w/ 6 others http://t.co/wxQtkcHN # Doing research for […]

I'm in Memphis and I can't find a milkshake. #hungry #angry #layover # Houston skyline. Yup, that's the Houston skyline. Or part of it. Some buildings, anyhow. http://t.co/BqmqMEQJ # My parents have the most well-stocked bar in Texas. http://t.co/ffHlp0vt # "I choose to be pessismurfstic. We're all gonna die." Smurfing the Smurfs smurfie and smurfinging […]