I’d be impressed if it was vegetarian.

Today’s Tribune has an article about Gastropubs, which are basically bars with good beer lists AND good food. Not good food like, “Man, they’ve got the best chicken wings! 25 for a dollar! Can’t beat it!” Good food more like it has weird French names that aren’t weird if you know food, and they pair […]

So this week’s reader has a list of the 50 best restaurants in Chicago. Perfect for someone who’s not eating. Anyhow, upon my return to the land of the eating, these are the places I’ve never been but should try. I can only have one meal out/week, and even thats really pretty ill-advised. Anyhow, this […]

I mentioned that I wouldn’t really post anything interesting about the cleanse, because I don’t really think its interesting.  That’s still true, but the 32 oz. of sea salt water you have to drink in the morning is easily the most disgusting thing I’ve ever drank.  Seriously, I’d rather wake up and do 6 shots […]