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We had a barbecue last night, as has become a Sunday tradition. As usual, it was fun and we ate burnt corn and some ate meat and others ate mushrooms. We also had a fun trip to the grocery store, where Chatty Kathy befriended the world. An argument about which cheap jug of red wine […]
Check it out. Fresh guacamole, shredded carrots, maitake mushrooms, seared tofu, yogurt pepper cheese, rye bread. I ate the first one without a picture, so I made up another for the camera. Now I’ll eat it.
I’d like to thank Google Ads for making me take notice of this incredible new invention, the Cold Pole. It’s a ski pole that you can put booze in. And pretty much only booze, because anything else would freeze. This is, perhaps, the best invention ever. Falling down while skiing would be much more easy […]
So here’s some shocking news: I am a vegetarian. Really shocking. After more than a decade of abstaining, I’m living proof that a vegetarian can lead a totally fulfilling life (often too fully filled, especially when Smart Dogs are around). Many vegetarians I know, myself included, are often asked the question, “So, like, uh.. how […]
New article about how Rudy doesn’t know how much milk costs, nor bread. His guesses were apparently wrong when compared to what sounds like a fancy grocery store on the Upper East Side, but I don’t think that really matters because everything in Manhattan is super expensive. The article says that the cost is the […]
Yesterday a terrible thing happened to me. I went to my fridge to get some spinach and other vegetables to make some dinner. When I opened the fridge, which I hadn’t opened for several days due to eating not cold things and going out, a very foul stench greeted me. The smell of spinach and […]
Those who know me well know that I have a tendency to make disastrous experiments in the kitchen. Whether it be the instant oatmeal and mustard of my college years, the macaroni and cheese with half-cooked noodles and the instant cheese powder, mustard pancakes, (mustard on anything really), or my newest creation, I tend to […]
So the trial run worked! I had a bit of a problem, and thought for a second that i destroyed my entire site… But all appears in working order. Hooray!
I forgot to mention that I decided to end my fast today. Or break it, I should say. One commenter, who I suspect doesn’t like the idea that I’m doing the cleanse in the first place, suggested that seven days was plenty and I agreed. So the cleanse is over. This morning I went to […]
I’ve officially made it a week through the cleanse as of right now, Wednesday being finally over with in Chicago. Now I have to finally figure out when I’m going to stop. I told myself that I had to make a decision re: duration before the weekend was over, because if I decided to end […]