I have to remember the dream I had last night. first thing, I was moving into a new apartment, and it was like the situation with my old apartment, where I was getting it and my roommate had never seen it. So we moved in and it was on the second floor of a building […]

take a wild guess. so apparently tuesdays are not only my days to watch a ton of television, but I also do my stupid blog. so here we go. I think this is the third or even fourth week in a row that I have only managed to write boring internet crap on a tuesday. […]

man. so pardon my language, mother, but sometimes you have to use bad language. on second though, maybe you dont. the point is that i was in a terrible mood after work today, probably due to having had to stay an hour and a half extra. an di continued to be in a bvad mood […]

i am going to try to so something that I have not done. I am going to try to write this while I am at work, little bit at a time, all day long. This violated the important premise that one cannot be fired for his blog, because in theory it happens at home and […]

so another week is over. and thats the way it goes. i am at home in chicago and i must say, i had the most pleasant taxi ride home. i told the guy my addres, and he knew how to get there. he didnt ask a single question, just drove like a pro and talked […]

yeah i traded laughs, in for charts and graphs. that sounds vaguely familiar but what can you do. so another decent day at work afterwards i got some exercise, enjoyed a beer and read some poetry this book is by david ray, i thought it was okay, until i hit this five part poem about […]

so there are some guys who invented salt and pepper combined in a shaker, and they call it spepper. they had to add oil to make it stick, otherwise it is not interesting. my brother and i talked about how if youre watching tv and all of the commercials are for zit cream or menstrual […]

man. so today one anoying thing happened, then another, then an awesome thing, which led to another awesome thing, and that leads us to where we find me now. so i went to get a haircut. so i got into my car and I made my way to the bucktown barber, only to find that […]

the show got cancelled.

trains, planes, and automobiles is one of the best movies ever. i am so convinced. man. it makes me feel warm and cold all at once. it is so sad. steve martin is talking abou thow lucky john candy is for having a love in his life… who we know… well you know. so today […]