- Throttyl just came up on my iPod. So much for not having nightmares tonight. #
- @ccbayer how much gluten do you really have to not eat? Could you have jsut like three or four beers and one sandwich? #
- Why does @BarackObama follow @bing? Why would anyone follow a search engine? #
- "Vinyl is a mass noun, like beer or cheese or glass, and as such, it doesn't have a plural." http://t.co/Hp2mk35D #
- 2: the number of people at the pool wearing ankle monitors. 1: the number of people who thought they were weird cell phone holders. #
- @brettmorr check it! Also, get an icon, your egg is boring. http://t.co/w3IIO4xL #
- Stylish. Jealous. http://t.co/4dicHfKZ #
- @wcp what the heck's going on with the crossword? did you print last week's grid? You've ruined (several minutes of) my Friday! #
- I know lots of people are trying to get rid of extra #hotsnakes tickets- let me know if you're one of them! #
- Wearing a Sweet Cobra shirt at a Hot Snakes show's gotta be worth a ticket, right? #leglessreptilesandadjectivesusuallyusedtodescribefood #
- Rainbow Connection, 33 Years Later. http://t.co/EiRsjpac #