I’m not totally sure of the details, but what follows is obviously some sort of school assignment from ~1995, when I was 13 and in.. seventh or eighth grade? The pictures are fantastic- thanks to Mom and an assortment of talented institutional photographers. The text, however, leaves a bit to be desired- this kid clearly has an attitude problem. Full text and photos after the break. Before the break, a list of assorted memories and observations.
Uncle Bruce apparently has always been awesome; no surprises there. The Christmas angel is almost as awesome as my cowboy pants. I still have the 49ers jersey, and I know exactly where it is in my apartment. My soccer team, the Silver Bullets, was terrible. My baseball team, the Astros, was great. I still hope to live a long time.