- I'm so angry I forgot to do an April Fool's joke! #
- @drtyhousewife the impossible skateboard tricktionary?!?!?! That looks amazing. #
- For the second time in two months, I got in trouble for not taking out the trash. Obviously, this is my parents' fault. #
- What's weirder that OT syntax? OT semantics. #
- What I really want is computer solitaire that will let me cheat. #
- @emptitious me too! #
- Best songs (vaguely) about trains: Train in Vain, Downtown Train, Fear of Trains, Into You Like a Train. Any others? #
- Omg, I forgot my camera at home! I hope someone else takes pictures of this wedding! #
- @sgavette It appears to not just be about any train, but the *last* train. "Last" like the one right after the penultimate. #
- I love when people write "Viola" when they mean "Voilà". #
- What did the magician say when he pulled the stringed instrument out of his hat? #