- @adamfuckoff "popsicle" #
- @ccbayer because she's always gonna love us. Well, she was always gonna love us, but now she's dead so its sad cause she's a liar. #
- It's sad when people die, but there's never any reason to listen to the National Anthem at a coffee shop on a Sunday morning. #
- Every time I buy staples, I buy a lifetime supply. http://t.co/Mvqprvif #
- @fmanjoo .fm- seeming like a craigslist ad is an added bonus. #
- How is it that Blue Öyster Cult isn't a ska band? #
- I now own every good BÖC record, plus five more. http://t.co/DCVknHrE #
- It turns out I prefer microwaved oatmeal to stove top oatmeal. #twobreakfasts #
- @ccbayer time is the season. #
- @nathanarlyn what the heck is this? http://t.co/med4x0za #