- You have to assume that every truffle you eat was once in a dog's mouth. watching #60minutes #
- @emptitious you prefer roethlisberger? #
- @emptitious I'm in Texas. #
- @emptitious Tulsa on Tuesday, then Wimberley, Texas since Wednesday, now back in Houston, and DC tomorrow! S'mores were in Wimberley. #
- @katzsarah those mashed potatoes look delicious! #
- @katzsarah they look way better than my mashed potatoes! http://t.co/lLUyfune #
- Last night in Houston. Gotta Getta Drink. http://t.co/ZbkQV2JZ #
- @brettroyal My father is having a two way conversation with this stuffed animal. http://t.co/JhThAu9L #
- @schoen_david get with the tweeting, dude! #
- Organizing my phone home screen icons by color continues to have been an awesome idea. #
- Anyone know where I can purchase seersucker overalls? #
- Excuse me, I should have specified "adult-sized." Baby seersucker overalls are everywhere. #
- Guess who just learned how to create animated gifs! Also, guess what social network doesn't support animated gifs! #
- new on http://t.co/WwrGTHX2::: I bet nobody ever thought to make an animated gif of a fire! http://t.co/4SA1C5cR #
- @ccbayer two jars it is! #
- If you had parsnips for dinner, then so did I. #
- @schoen_david so http://www.davidschoen.com isn't you? All this time I thought it was… #
- @nathanrabin That that meaningless milestone will be crossed by him has been helped by me. #aggressivelypassive #
- I'd never wear this, but I could be friends with someone who did. http://t.co/x1KbAcxc #
- @ccbayer a little too clever for my tastes, thanks. Maybe if the strawberry and vanilla were switched. #
- I keep a screwdriver under my pillow in case a burglar breaks in while I'm sleeping and they need me to fix something. #
- Cutting-edge linguistic research suggests the plural of "ottoman" is not "ottomen." #
- @brettmorr dude welcome to the totally sweet party
totally
sweet
party. #
- I keep a datebook under my pillow in case someone breaks into my house while I'm sleeping and wants to know my friends birthdays. #
- If you mix club soda and salt with your wine *before* you spill it, you don't have to worry about stains! #
- Huey Lewis doing the anthem in SF! The game is already won. #
- @bananakoeck well? Get with it! #