- I'm in Memphis and I can't find a milkshake. #hungry #angry #layover #
- Houston skyline. Yup, that's the Houston skyline. Or part of it. Some buildings, anyhow. http://t.co/BqmqMEQJ #
- My parents have the most well-stocked bar in Texas. http://t.co/ffHlp0vt #
- "I choose to be pessismurfstic. We're all gonna die." Smurfing the Smurfs smurfie and smurfinging a very smurf Smurftini with smurf. #
- @ccbayer NOT EVEN *BZ?!?!?!?!?! #
- Did you guys know that Miracle on 34th St is just a long, boring Macy's ad? #
- Also, a long, boring testament to the incompetence of the post office. #
- Fires going in the fireplace, on the tv, on the laptop, and on the ipad. Its beginning to feel a lot like Christmas. http://t.co/bxBBnW22 #
- Donnie and Marie have been married since they were 14 and 16! Crazy. #