I'm in Memphis and I can't find a milkshake. #hungry #angry #layover # Houston skyline. Yup, that's the Houston skyline. Or part of it. Some buildings, anyhow. http://t.co/BqmqMEQJ # My parents have the most well-stocked bar in Texas. http://t.co/ffHlp0vt # "I choose to be pessismurfstic. We're all gonna die." Smurfing the Smurfs smurfie and smurfinging […]

I'm in Memphis and I can't find a milkshake. #hungry #angry #layover # Houston skyline. Yup, that's the Houston skyline. Or part of it. Some buildings, anyhow. http://t.co/BqmqMEQJ # My parents have the most well-stocked bar in Texas. http://t.co/ffHlp0vt # "I choose to be pessismurfstic. We're all gonna die." Smurfing the Smurfs smurfie and smurfinging […]