I'm in Memphis and I can't find a milkshake. #hungry #angry #layover # Houston skyline. Yup, that's the Houston skyline. Or part of it. Some buildings, anyhow. http://t.co/BqmqMEQJ # My parents have the most well-stocked bar in Texas. http://t.co/ffHlp0vt # "I choose to be pessismurfstic. We're all gonna die." Smurfing the Smurfs smurfie and smurfinging […]

I'm in Memphis and I can't find a milkshake. #hungry #angry #layover # Houston skyline. Yup, that's the Houston skyline. Or part of it. Some buildings, anyhow. http://t.co/BqmqMEQJ # My parents have the most well-stocked bar in Texas. http://t.co/ffHlp0vt # "I choose to be pessismurfstic. We're all gonna die." Smurfing the Smurfs smurfie and smurfinging […]

when i "read" linguistic papers what i'm doing is private http://t.co/zDNsCpKZ # link of the day: http://t.co/Lf1OZixl # I become a health nut when I stay up late. http://t.co/RWwV9fNu # Sup, not DC? (@ Boston Logan International Airport (BOS) w/ 73 others) http://t.co/Ov25jUbd # Haven't seen one of these in awhile. http://t.co/cqH1LXGN # @ccbayer nice […]

when i "read" linguistic papers what i'm doing is private http://t.co/zDNsCpKZ # link of the day: http://t.co/Lf1OZixl # I become a health nut when I stay up late. http://t.co/RWwV9fNu # Sup, not DC? (@ Boston Logan International Airport (BOS) w/ 73 others) http://t.co/Ov25jUbd # Haven't seen one of these in awhile. http://t.co/cqH1LXGN # @ccbayer nice […]

when i "read" linguistic papers what i'm doing is private http://t.co/zDNsCpKZ # link of the day: http://t.co/Lf1OZixl # I become a health nut when I stay up late. http://t.co/RWwV9fNu # Sup, not DC? (@ Boston Logan International Airport (BOS) w/ 73 others) http://t.co/Ov25jUbd # Haven't seen one of these in awhile. http://t.co/cqH1LXGN # @ccbayer nice […]

List: Band Math by Jonathan San http://t.co/v0EtfGoC # Overheard: Why you ain't follow me on Twitter? WHY YOU AIN'T FOLLOW ME??? # Anyone know any good jokes involving the former Vice President dancing and a problem solving procedure? …No? …Still no? # @ccbayer @putridgoreart's birthday is hard on everyone. # so much depends upon a […]

List: Band Math by Jonathan San http://t.co/v0EtfGoC # Overheard: Why you ain't follow me on Twitter? WHY YOU AIN'T FOLLOW ME??? # Anyone know any good jokes involving the former Vice President dancing and a problem solving procedure? …No? …Still no? # @ccbayer @putridgoreart's birthday is hard on everyone. # so much depends upon a […]

List: Band Math by Jonathan San http://t.co/v0EtfGoC # Overheard: Why you ain't follow me on Twitter? WHY YOU AIN'T FOLLOW ME??? # Anyone know any good jokes involving the former Vice President dancing and a problem solving procedure? …No? …Still no? # @ccbayer @putridgoreart's birthday is hard on everyone. # so much depends upon a […]

London Colin http://t.co/ltuf9KSh # Laundry day. I wish there was a Netflix for socks. # omg you guys, i just realized that you can put ranch dressing in those chocolate fountain things!!!! #

London Colin http://t.co/ltuf9KSh # Laundry day. I wish there was a Netflix for socks. # omg you guys, i just realized that you can put ranch dressing in those chocolate fountain things!!!! #