A List of Miraculous Things, as defined by the Insane Clown Posse…  (If this list doesn’t make any sense to you, consider yourself lucky;  I will not be embedding an explanatory video.)

Mountains
Hot lava
Dirt
Magnets
Fire
Air
Music
Everything you believed in during childhood
Giraffes
Pet Cats
Dogs
Crows
Marine Life (generally)
Pelican eating habits (especially including inappropriate sources for nourishment, eg a cell phone.)
Insect Metamorphosis (esp. in butterflies)
Childbirth (generally)
Children who look like their parents
Eighty-five thousand people in one room (feat of engineering?  unsure…)
Fifteen thousand Juggalos*
Ghosts
Trees
Germination
Stars (generally)
The Sun (specifically)
The Milky Way
The Moon
Mars
Shooting Stars
UFOs
Solar Eclipses
Water (generally)
Oceans
The Seven Seas
Rivers
Niagara Falls
The Midnight Coast (?)
Weather (generally)
Snow
Rain
Rainbows (after it rains)
Fog

*Admittedly, this figure does strike me as miraculous.