- I'm gonna skip the gym today! #
- Holy canoli dudes, cspan is OTH right now! #
- Dear West Houston- John Culberson should be replaced. Sutton 2012?!? #
- Who's that beautiful woman in the background on cspan??? Is she a rep? I wanna move to that district! #
- Watching L&O CSI with NPH acting like a creep. Living the high life AND I AM DRINKING A HIGH LIFE. #
- @ccbayer no, yours are fine, I am drinking different ones. in reply to ccbayer #
- @ccbayer WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING????????? in reply to ccbayer #
- @ccbayer you mean úne lê fílm? in reply to ccbayer #
- I wanna dog sit a bloodhound! #
- Joe Biden Uses Accurate Grown-Up Language To Describe Thing:
This is the whole point of Joe Biden. [YouTube] - Are they really dead?!? #
- Omg svu is on, howmi sposed go to bed now???? #
- Fonduta. #
- LESS THEN AN HOUR UNTIL MY PARENTS ARRIVE!!!!! …and stay for a week… in my tiny apartment… HOORAY! #
- Cats are cool. http://twitgoo.com/lvbib #
- Oh man, Shaq is being tweetastic tonight! #
- Oh woe is me! My copy of the Onion has the same xword as last week! …. um.. so that's lame. #
- I just unlocked the "Photogenic" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/d3E7yH #
- Spring Break at the mall!!!!!!!!!!!! #
- Man, sitting in the back seat of your own car is awesometastic! #
- Vibrato… bravato. Either way, my mom is stoked on the 'Downers! Dance dance dance! #
- Electricity/is/sweet. #
- Drinking Genesee! #