- i think today's a barbecue day! #
- Girl Scout cookies! #
- @Adponce @ccbayer i love the oscars!!!!!! unfortunately, i gotta go to the airport right in the middle of the festivities.. so, no. in reply to Adponce #
- why have i spent multiple hours playing sushi cat? wtf is my problem? how is that cat so gd cute??? #
- Wow this is kinda hurting… #
- Who told me I could eat an entire shamrock shake? #
- Is this a pantomime/breakdancing hybrid? #
- Michael Bluth! #
- @tks_smith cause its awesome! Spectacle! Also, you need a real icon for twitter. in reply to tks_smith #
- Was that mandy patinkin doing the voice over for that car commercial with the cool stereo? #
- This is the worst. #
- I just totally won my Oscar pool!!! #
- Pansotti! #
- What's better than a freshly mopped floor? Having something better to do than mopping the floor. I'm bored. #
- Just found my tickets to last year's Pitchfork fest. If only I'd done my taxes last July. #
- is salad dressing designed to mask the fact that your lettuce went bad? cause that's why i use it. #
- @ccbayer dude your cats were PARTYING! in reply to ccbayer #
- Did alex have the confederate battle flag on her backpack? #
- Why won't this end? #
- i need to get a haircut. so that's the goal for the day. dreaming big. #
- @ccbayer what was wrong with my old twitter pic????? in reply to ccbayer #
- downtown! #
- I think I'm gonna start checking in to strangers apartments on foursquare… just hang out in front and drink a soda. #
- I'm ice skating! #
- Lady Gaga and Husker Du and the Two Way. Holy canoli! #
- I just ousted Nathan H. as the mayor of The Whistler on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/Fawd2 #
- CAPS LOCK IS THE BEST LOCK. #
- How do I make the best of a beautiful morning? I put some product in my hair and take the dog for a walk. Product. #
- The party is starting. http://twitgoo.com/kaluf #
- Listening to Gaga @45 #
- Wow, the morons are outside, drunk, and wearing green. #
- Actually, I think "chirish" is sweet. #
- Another failed nap attempt! Why the face? #
- Curtis can't figure out how to get the ball. Smart guy. http://twitgoo.com/klo2q #
- We've been doing this for ten minutes, still no ball. http://yfrog.us/jboj6z #
- I want dessert…. and a second dinner. And then maybe a second dessert! #