- I don't always make typos, but when I do, I prefer them to happen while spelling foreign beers. #
- "No sugar, its bad for you. Either Doritos or Ruffles." #
- Get stoked, America!!! STOKED! #
- They should replace all the anthems with whatever pop song is at the top of that country's charts. #
- waiting for the dough to rise. #
- "Sorry man, Juggalos all look the same to me." LAW & ORDER RULES!!!!!!!! #
- SCREW ALL 53 STATES!!!!! #
- wow! the google calculator can start finding the answer before you hit enter! (btw, 162. ml is ~5.5 fl oz.) #
- Watching my third L&O. Just like I'm in college! #
- the study of fish or the study of gross gods? #
- Are there any easy to find candy bars that feature cashews? #
- gin rickey, freshly baked bread, cole slaw, homemade black bean soup… and Lost for dessert. #
- @ccbayer price is right rules? in reply to ccbayer #
- @ccbayer how come the one person didn't win? What was the answer??? in reply to ccbayer #
- Time to get the dog, whose newly cleaned teeth will hopefullly mean an end to his awful, awful breath. Then it's dinner time for us both! #
- Holy canoli what a day! And still so bright! I'm so stoked I'm gonna do push-ups! #
- @tks_smith cause that's what you do when you get stoked!!!!!! in reply to tks_smith #
- Other than the bugs in my rice tonight, I'm dinnering 1.000 this week! (You know, like a dinnering average… like baseball… cool.) #
- Am I supposed to just ignore the giant panda in the room? #
- @ccbayer its like band of horses for wimps… which is funny cause band of horses *is* band of horses for wimps! #
- @tks_smith cause it was in the 40s today with clear skies. That hasn't happened since November! in reply to tks_smith #
- I need a bag of ice, a lime, and some parmesan cheese. Is there a business that can affordably deliver that tonight? #
- There's raisins in my koala sauce! #
- the problem with going to the gym at 10am on saturday is figuring out what to do with the rest of the day. #
- @ccbayer sushi cat? http://armorgames.com/play/5379/sushi-cat in reply to ccbayer #
- It's true, you really do need to read Asterios Polyp twice… at least. #
- @Adponce are you inviting yourself over? #
- @Adponce idk, lemon water? in reply to Adponce #
- @Adponce actually I think I have water, so lemons are probably enough in reply to Adponce #
- @Adponce i'll believe it when I see it #