- Why do football games need aerial coverage? #
- Something something sneak peak and something else, right! #
- Yes!!!! RT @StealthMountain: @brettroyal I think you mean "sneak peek" #
- I wonder if people in SF are confused having to root against the Giants. Probably not. #
- Why isn't there a Joe @Buck fathead??? #
- I just rushed off the bus to give a guy a pair of gloves he left in his seat, only to leave my hat in my hurry. #
- I like how you can hear a cool thump everytime @BarackObama puts his hands on the podium. #
- BEST JOKE EVER! #sotu #spilledmilk #
- Resting is the opposite of stirring. http://t.co/PtYRwZ9G #
- Just watched the mailman not put anything in my mailbox. Let me know if you need my address. #
- “My question is, what adult wants a guinea pig? Of course they’re for the children!” http://t.co/tXDT0dKE #
- I don't mind that I didn't get today's xkcd. #
- I just got scolded by my landlord for never helping put out the trash. #
- I just hatched an awesome plan to avoid ever putting out the trash AND to be thanked for not doing it!!! #
- Watching The Princess Bride for the first time in nearly a year! What have I been doing with my life??? #
- When I was your age, television was called books! #