- What's for breakfast? #
- @ccbayer that sounds good, but I lack those things. Also, there's a car identical to yours parked on my street! in reply to ccbayer #
- I just high-fived about a Corona commercial. Weird. #
- @ccbayer what is it? where is it? in reply to ccbayer #
- So this is kind of unboring: http://bit.ly/cyZQID #
- i haven't done dishes in about a week and a half. luckily, i haven't cooked in about two weeks, so i'm still winning. #
- @katzsarah the crown will probably come back when i get over my ugly phase. also, a talking frog: http://bit.ly/8YNuFW in reply to katzsarah #
- @ccbayer what? that was a photograph I took. here's the other photograph I took with my fancy high speed camera: http://bit.ly/ddZ4xh in reply to ccbayer #
- @ccbayer what? it's not my fault that a real life frog happened to have a poorly drawn tongue. in reply to ccbayer #
- What about you, Wallace? Your life still a non-stop Nelly video? #
- i just turned a bowl of change into a $200 gift certificate to amazon. thanks, coinstar! #
- Is this logo more PC or less PC? Either way, go Black Ox! http://twitgoo.com/z5tnk #
- so it turns out I don't much care for Jarlsberg cheese. just so everyone knows what not to put in my GCSs. #
- OMG I JUST REALIZED MY BROTHER'S INITIALS ARE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH!!!!! #
- @ccbayer okay, i'll try it on a GCS. but.. not again in an omelet. NEVER AGAIN. in reply to ccbayer #
- Most countries think of the World Cup as a football tournament. Why do we call the game soccer? http://bit.ly/aFOJ46 #
- @ccbayer google's taking cues from bing? it's gross. if i wanted to see an ugly background, I'd just go to my site. in reply to ccbayer #
- @ccbayer oh i didn't know you could do that. sweet! I made mine the same as on my site, so now they're both.. um.. bright. in reply to ccbayer #
- if you like lettuce and pickles, you'll love sauerkraut! #
- raisin bran in a salad? kinda like croutons? good idea? #
- I'm really trying to not think soccer is lame, but its hard work. #
- WOOHOO!! TIE GAME!! WE WIN!!! …? #
- Yeah, I'm gonna spend Saturday night watching Veronica Mars. That's what it means to be an adult. #
- HC!!! JTT is on VM, and HCC's HI brother was in the last episode! WHERE'S AL BORLAND??? #
- OMG I JUST REALIZED MY NIECE'S (first two) INITIALS ARE HOLY CANOLI!!!! #
- Oops! I meant JTT's brother, not HCC's brother. Idk wtf HCC is supposed to be… (in this situation, the previous 'w' stands for 'who'.) #
- @katzsarah um. So jtt is jtt, and he's an atf narc at neptune high, and his brother from home improvement is a jock at the school, too. in reply to katzsarah #
- @ccbayer @katzsarah what? Brad? Goth mark? in reply to ccbayer #
- Now its cutetis.. or… sleeptis…? Or… …? http://twitgoo.com/zph1s #