Whenever I don't feel like a real grown-up, I remind myself that I've got a tablecloths on hangers in my closet. # @ccbayer wanna go to saskatoon some time? i feel like it would be cool. maybe they have a baseball team? # Iced coffee, iced coffee, iced coffee, staring at the wall. #icedflag # […]

is everyone prepared for an unknown, undetermined, or unspecified quantity of the popular american game featuring an ovoid ball? # @ccbayer also he smells bad. Jersey city just doesn't wash out! in reply to ccbayer # Aboard the Cutty Sark, en route to Twin Peaks. # Stop Ghostwood. Save the pine weasel. # I think […]

@tamaletracker Clipper # Blame it all on my roots- I showed up in boots and ruined your black-tie affair… # @katzsarah are you kidding me? Do you know where I'm from? Have you seen my belt buckles? Have you seen my coozie collection? # Pro-Wrestling is not fun to watch. # Feet off the table! […]

@tamaletracker Clipper # Blame it all on my roots- I showed up in boots and ruined your black-tie affair… # @katzsarah are you kidding me? Do you know where I'm from? Have you seen my belt buckles? Have you seen my coozie collection? # Pro-Wrestling is not fun to watch. # Feet off the table! […]

@tamaletracker Clipper # Blame it all on my roots- I showed up in boots and ruined your black-tie affair… # @katzsarah are you kidding me? Do you know where I'm from? Have you seen my belt buckles? Have you seen my coozie collection? # Pro-Wrestling is not fun to watch. # Feet off the table! […]

There’s a line of people in front of the Riviera waiting to see Chris Cornell. By line, I mean four middle aged women with bleached hair. # Anong for dinner! I’m stoked. Also, first night with the Sutton family in temp res. # George Trow didn’t much care for Family Feud, I gather. # @ccbayer […]

Babysitting is stressfull, even when its easy. # I’m gonna get a membership to the Art Institute today, so… That’s cool. # @ccbayer I hope earmuff is a euphemism for something sweet # Waking up and finding a near empty bottle of malort on your dining room table=awesome. #

New bb high score: 26320. Ranked 49147. I totally broke the top 100,000! # Another high score! Two days in a row! Only barely though- 26990, so close to 27! # I should cc twitter on every single sms that I send. That would be sweet. # Man what a day! Three great meals, solid […]