Car batteries are expensive! # Volvo batteries in particular… also, heavy! # RAMones! http://t.co/nhXgijd # @nathanarlyn sick tricep! # It turns out this orange juice is grapefruit juice. # PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST! # That genre is so played out. http://t.co/qp563jl # Just chillin' with a 54" plush bear. NBD. http://t.co/Aa2qwVx # @katzsarah I just signed […]

Car batteries are expensive! # Volvo batteries in particular… also, heavy! # RAMones! http://t.co/nhXgijd # @nathanarlyn sick tricep! # It turns out this orange juice is grapefruit juice. # PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST! # That genre is so played out. http://t.co/qp563jl # Just chillin' with a 54" plush bear. NBD. http://t.co/Aa2qwVx # @katzsarah I just signed […]

I'm at Delaware Welcome Center Travel Plaza (Interstate 95, btw exits 1 & 3, Newark) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/ms7tPH # Everlasting Gin and Tonic | Kaiser Penguin http://bit.ly/ld9iYo # I have no job, buy the book! http://bit.ly/iWRtku # Modal Semantics in the News http://bit.ly/j15h2K # Astros now lead the league in Rodriguezes. # S'go Bulls! […]

*bz! # @ccbayer remember when we didn't go to that place for breakfast? # I would like to go on the record as being FOR refrigerator magnets. # Find Lost Beagle Sassafras! http://bit.ly/jh5GBm # If Finnish imperatives aren't interesting at 4am, then they never will be. # how can you tell when a tree is […]

*bz! # @ccbayer remember when we didn't go to that place for breakfast? # I would like to go on the record as being FOR refrigerator magnets. # Find Lost Beagle Sassafras! http://bit.ly/jh5GBm # If Finnish imperatives aren't interesting at 4am, then they never will be. # how can you tell when a tree is […]

Turns out ketchup isn't good on yogurt. # Logan Square Too Small For a Wal-Mart http://bit.ly/iJvVFh # 99 problematic red balloons. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1_Ql7Zh_Gg # War Dog – An FP Photo Essay By Rebecca Frankel | Foreign Policy http://bit.ly/jKFUE4 # Best thing about procrastinating working on my finals is how sparklingly clean my apartment is. # If […]

Turns out ketchup isn't good on yogurt. # Logan Square Too Small For a Wal-Mart http://bit.ly/iJvVFh # 99 problematic red balloons. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1_Ql7Zh_Gg # War Dog – An FP Photo Essay By Rebecca Frankel | Foreign Policy http://bit.ly/jKFUE4 # Best thing about procrastinating working on my finals is how sparklingly clean my apartment is. # If […]

Harry Potter's uncle was in Superman II!!! Also, I can't sleep. # I'm at Hess on Rhode Island Ave http://4sq.com/dRXO6T # I just unlocked the "School Night" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/f9ifhR # Etymology http://xkcd.com/890/ # Irregular Webcomic! #3007 http://bit.ly/ibvNVu # Reading this @ 540am: How Little Sleep Can You Get Away With? http://nyti.ms/i8cAf4 # @ccbayer […]

Harry Potter's uncle was in Superman II!!! Also, I can't sleep. # I'm at Hess on Rhode Island Ave http://4sq.com/dRXO6T # I just unlocked the "School Night" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/f9ifhR # Etymology http://xkcd.com/890/ # Irregular Webcomic! #3007 http://bit.ly/ibvNVu # Reading this @ 540am: How Little Sleep Can You Get Away With? http://nyti.ms/i8cAf4 # @ccbayer […]

Harry Potter's uncle was in Superman II!!! Also, I can't sleep. # I'm at Hess on Rhode Island Ave http://4sq.com/dRXO6T # I just unlocked the "School Night" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/f9ifhR # Etymology http://xkcd.com/890/ # Irregular Webcomic! #3007 http://bit.ly/ibvNVu # Reading this @ 540am: How Little Sleep Can You Get Away With? http://nyti.ms/i8cAf4 # @ccbayer […]