- The Only Solution To Our Education Crisis: Fire the Children http://bit.ly/gkq6fn #
- If you love something, does that mean you hate its opposite? What's the opposite of pizza? #
- What's the chance that, rather than Verizon, Google buys Sprint? #
- Google Now Supports Cherokee Language http://bit.ly/hsHZJn #
- Jack Henry just brought me a can of Old Style. #unclehoodwin #
- Asked my dad where he got the cookie he was eating. He said "no, these are for me." #fatherhoodfail #
- Logan Square is better than Logan Circle; I wonder how awesome Logan Triangle would be… #